花村 陽介 -Yosuke Hanamura- (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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sirenspull2013-03-06 08:00 am
inthejunk) wrote in sirenspull2013-03-06 08:00 am
Video...in which there is an abundance of scones
[Dawn is barely even trying to tickle the sky awake, but that doesn't seem to be squashing the enthusiasm of that annoying kid who either delivers or abuses pastries for a living -it's difficult to tell at times. There he is, with the usual shit eating customer service grin, hair rustling in the chilly breeze and full of fat, half-melted snowflakes. They don't seem to be bothering him at all.]
Attention, everyone. I'm Hanamura Yosuke. Hello to anyone who is new. There's good news this morning! Due to the weather, the scones from yesterday couldn't be sold at the Funtom bakery. I've had to come up with ways to use them, so I thought I would share.
[It's probably not a good idea to leave a somewhat resentful teenager to his own devices in a place of business. Or so one would believe, given what follows.]
If you grind them up like cat litter, they unstick snow-stuck cars. They can also be used as paper weights, and nut crackers. Some of the children on the playground have used them for stick ball! Really, the uses are endless. So please take them away before someone tries to eat one and breaks a tooth again.
[That slightly sarcastic and generally mean spirited bit of "advertisement" aside, the kid suddenly grows serious.]
Ah...there is one more use for them that I came up with. Since I didn't have anyone to ask for a blessing, I think the direct route will have to do.
[And there, behind him in the snow as he turns and pans the camera out, is one last (and equally unfirtunate) demonstration. There's something written out, huge and painstakingly, all in blueberry scone. There's even a heart made of sprinkled dried cranberry around it, which has bloomed up like rose petals with the moisture of the snow:]
Attention, everyone. I'm Hanamura Yosuke. Hello to anyone who is new. There's good news this morning! Due to the weather, the scones from yesterday couldn't be sold at the Funtom bakery. I've had to come up with ways to use them, so I thought I would share.
[It's probably not a good idea to leave a somewhat resentful teenager to his own devices in a place of business. Or so one would believe, given what follows.]
If you grind them up like cat litter, they unstick snow-stuck cars. They can also be used as paper weights, and nut crackers. Some of the children on the playground have used them for stick ball! Really, the uses are endless. So please take them away before someone tries to eat one and breaks a tooth again.
[That slightly sarcastic and generally mean spirited bit of "advertisement" aside, the kid suddenly grows serious.]
Ah...there is one more use for them that I came up with. Since I didn't have anyone to ask for a blessing, I think the direct route will have to do.
[And there, behind him in the snow as he turns and pans the camera out, is one last (and equally unfirtunate) demonstration. There's something written out, huge and painstakingly, all in blueberry scone. There's even a heart made of sprinkled dried cranberry around it, which has bloomed up like rose petals with the moisture of the snow:]
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[Yeah Seras has to take some time to even think about how to respond to that.]
Yes but that's not quite the same thing as dating.
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She loves me! And I love her too. That's all a marriage needs.
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[Seras can't speak from personal experience but she's observed.]
Now honestly, how long have you been dating?
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[The mature and responsible approach to marriage, of course.]
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[The firm motherly tone comes out.]
I am not attacking you. I care about you both, you're young, and I know you can be impulsive. I want to be sure you've thought this through. Nill is like family to me, and I've known you a long while.
... and for your information it's illegal to get married under the age of eighteen without your parents permission.
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A-and this isn't impulsive! [Sadly, he seems to sincerely believe that.] she's my best friend. And...and my...my Nill. I love her. She's the only girl I've ever loved, so there's nothing to worry about. I'll treat her right. I promise.
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His words strike a chord in her however, her expression softens at how sincere it sounds, the part about his feelings anyway.]
You're a good person, Yosuke, I know you'd take good care of her. [And Nill would take good care of him just as much
if not more]I want you both to be happy, and I'm glad you found each other.
and now it's audio
[Except apparently, this isn't quite working out according to plan.]
I've gotta go.
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[And maybe find a better way of proposing to a girl like Nill than this flashy public method.
Though... she's hardly one to talk about waiting, though she turned down Pip's advances enough times, when it came down to it she bonded as close with him as could be possible.
Yosuke's still a kid though and sometimes it shows more clearly than others.]
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It's not up to me, anyway. But if I didn't try it, I couldn't forgive myself for that either.