NO, THIS IS WHERE I CUT IN BECAUSE WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I KNEW HUMANS WERE STUPID BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE, YOU CAN'T JUST *DO THAT* TO A GIRL. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PULL SHIT LIKE THAT? THERE'S A THING CALLED MODERATION AND ACTUALLY KNOWING WHEN TO PUSH AND WHEN TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN, THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES AND *TALK SHIT OVER* BEFORE YOU GO AND MAKE SOME DUMBASS MISTAKE. IF YOU'RE NOT DATING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW SHE WOULD WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER? IT'S CALLED STEPS FUCKASS, YOU TAKE THEM ONE AT A TIME UNTIL YOU'RE BOTH COMFORTABLE WITH HOW YOUR RELATIONSHIP PANS OUT DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING? I'M NOT EVEN HUMAN AND I KNOW YOU DON'T FUCKING PROPOSE TO SOMEONE WITHOUT DATING THEM FIRST! YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH HER TOO FAR AND SHE'S GOING TO GET OVERWHELMED AND THE MORE YOU TRY AND SMOTHER HER THE MORE YOU'RE FUCKING YOURSELF OVER. DID YOU EVEN *THINK* TO STOP AND CONSIDER THE CONSEQUENCES OF DOING THIS IN PUBLIC? BECAUSE NOW SHE MIGHT FEEL OBLIGATED NOT TO LET YOU DOWN, OR FEEL BAD FOR YOU AND YOUR SORRY ASS FOR HOW STUPID YOU ARE AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? IF YOU LOVE NILL WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EMBARRASS HER LIKE THIS AND NOT EVEN *TALK IT OVER WITH HER FIRST*? THIS IS NOT HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORK BECAUSE YOU KNOW BEFORE YOU ASK SOMEONE TO MAKE THAT SORT OF COMMITMENT TO YOU *YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP* NUMBNUTS! SERIOUSLY HOW FUCKING INCONSIDERATE CAN YOU BE?
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I KNEW HUMANS WERE STUPID BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE, YOU CAN'T JUST *DO THAT* TO A GIRL.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PULL SHIT LIKE THAT?
THERE'S A THING CALLED MODERATION AND ACTUALLY KNOWING WHEN TO PUSH AND WHEN TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN, THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES AND *TALK SHIT OVER* BEFORE YOU GO AND MAKE SOME DUMBASS MISTAKE.
IF YOU'RE NOT DATING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW SHE WOULD WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER?
IT'S CALLED STEPS FUCKASS, YOU TAKE THEM ONE AT A TIME UNTIL YOU'RE BOTH COMFORTABLE WITH HOW YOUR RELATIONSHIP PANS OUT DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
I'M NOT EVEN HUMAN AND I KNOW YOU DON'T FUCKING PROPOSE TO SOMEONE WITHOUT DATING THEM FIRST!
YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH HER TOO FAR AND SHE'S GOING TO GET OVERWHELMED AND THE MORE YOU TRY AND SMOTHER HER THE MORE YOU'RE FUCKING YOURSELF OVER.
DID YOU EVEN *THINK* TO STOP AND CONSIDER THE CONSEQUENCES OF DOING THIS IN PUBLIC?
BECAUSE NOW SHE MIGHT FEEL OBLIGATED NOT TO LET YOU DOWN, OR FEEL BAD FOR YOU AND YOUR SORRY ASS FOR HOW STUPID YOU ARE AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
IF YOU LOVE NILL WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EMBARRASS HER LIKE THIS AND NOT EVEN *TALK IT OVER WITH HER FIRST*?
THIS IS NOT HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORK BECAUSE YOU KNOW BEFORE YOU ASK SOMEONE TO MAKE THAT SORT OF COMMITMENT TO YOU *YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP* NUMBNUTS!
SERIOUSLY HOW FUCKING INCONSIDERATE CAN YOU BE?