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花村 陽介 -Yosuke Hanamura- ([personal profile] inthejunk) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2013-02-14 09:44 pm

Video-backdated a few hours to early afternoon

[The kid on the video doesn't look so hot. Not in an ate too much candy sort of way, either. He's pale and clammy and his lips aren't a healthy color. His eyes are dilated. He should probably be in bed. In fact, he probably is. But he's got something important to say first, judging by the serious expression on his face.]

Ah. I hope it doesn't ruin the holiday atmosphere, but I guess I should warn everyone. If someone gives you chocolates and you don't know them very well-

[He stops, curls up a bit. Ow, his freakin' insides...but before he can properly complain about those, he bumps something behind him. It turns out to be a plastic IV line, and when the cart falls over it tugs him hard enough to make him knock his head against a vacuum chamber, hanging around conveniently in case any patients in the area need their stomach pumped. Yosuke makes a frustrated, whiny sound.]

Ow! Ugh...anyway, please don't take candy from strangers. It might make you sick.
maddeninghatter: (pffft!)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-15 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ UNCONVINCED ]

Cos you've got a weak stomach.

[ Acidly: ]

As my hat and I can attest to.
maddeninghatter: (what)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-15 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ ....what? ]

Is he ill, too?
maddeninghatter: (creepy grin)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-15 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
But he doesn't even--

[ Oh hang on. He read something in the news about this a day or two ago. ]

Did you eat one of AGI's aphrodisiac chocolates, by any chance?

[ And, more to the point, did Gilbert eat them, too? ]
maddeninghatter: (GTFO Vincent)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-15 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Still unconvinced! ]

Even so, the question still remains...

Is this a general sort of poisoning? Or a very, very specific one?

Did you give any of these girls a reason to exact revenge, hmmm?
maddeninghatter: (allow me to observe)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-15 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Girls you don't even know? Were confessing their feelings to you?

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Whyyyyyy, that seems unlikely. You're not the sort.
maddeninghatter: (pffft!)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-16 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
There's no need to be so dramatic.

[ Pot, kettle, black, etc. etc. ]

Who's this Yoshi person, hmmm?
maddeninghatter: tell us where all the forks are (okay this game isn't funny anymore)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-18 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Make up your miiiiiiiind.

Is Yoshi you?

Or--is Yoshi the person who used to be you, before you were you?
maddeninghatter: (Everyone looked like penguins)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Are you part-Yosuke, part-Yoshi, then?

Honestlyyyyyyy, it seems like it's terribly complicated to be you.
maddeninghatter: (Liiiiiiiiick!)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-02-26 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they do that to you~!
maddeninghatter: (too funny)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-03-10 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ And...? ]

Hmm, perhaps I should go and check on Gilbert.
maddeninghatter: (be my friend)

[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-03-11 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Right, then. Feel better!

[ A beat. Or several. ]

Or if you don't, die bravely~! ♥