Video-backdated a few hours to early afternoon

[inthejunk]

[The kid on the video doesn't look so hot. Not in an ate too much candy sort of way, either. He's pale and clammy and his lips aren't a healthy color. His eyes are dilated. He should probably be in bed. In fact, he probably is. But he's got something important to say first, judging by the serious expression on his face.]

Ah. I hope it doesn't ruin the holiday atmosphere, but I guess I should warn everyone. If someone gives you chocolates and you don't know them very well-

[He stops, curls up a bit. Ow, his freakin' insides...but before he can properly complain about those, he bumps something behind him. It turns out to be a plastic IV line, and when the cart falls over it tugs him hard enough to make him knock his head against a vacuum chamber, hanging around conveniently in case any patients in the area need their stomach pumped. Yosuke makes a frustrated, whiny sound.]

Ow! Ugh...anyway, please don't take candy from strangers. It might make you sick.

Comments

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

...What? Someone set your pants on fire?

[He's a little sick here, don't mind the confusion.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yes. It is one of those things that is fun to do to other people, not so fun to happen to you. Like watching someone get kicked in the groin.

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

You saw that?

[He grimaces a bit. Dude, there's nothing funny about that.]

I thought no one did.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, well Schadenfreude my often hospitalized amigo. Happiness at the misfortune of others.

[Oh Germans, of course that would be your word]

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

Twice doesn't make it often!

[Twice in a year and a half, on the other hand, probably does. But no need to go into details about that.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Heh, you got defeated by high school girls. Some of them could probably shoot laser beams out of their eyeballs but still.

[It is pretty bad Yosuke. I mean come on, why you gotta be so dumb?]

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

I wasn't defeated. They were love confessions! Oh my god...

[That last bit isn't directed at you. It's just him voicing his dismay as something gives an extra sharp twist in his abdomen. He doubles up and gurgles miserably.]