Video-backdated a few hours to early afternoon

[inthejunk]

[The kid on the video doesn't look so hot. Not in an ate too much candy sort of way, either. He's pale and clammy and his lips aren't a healthy color. His eyes are dilated. He should probably be in bed. In fact, he probably is. But he's got something important to say first, judging by the serious expression on his face.]

Ah. I hope it doesn't ruin the holiday atmosphere, but I guess I should warn everyone. If someone gives you chocolates and you don't know them very well-

[He stops, curls up a bit. Ow, his freakin' insides...but before he can properly complain about those, he bumps something behind him. It turns out to be a plastic IV line, and when the cart falls over it tugs him hard enough to make him knock his head against a vacuum chamber, hanging around conveniently in case any patients in the area need their stomach pumped. Yosuke makes a frustrated, whiny sound.]

Ow! Ugh...anyway, please don't take candy from strangers. It might make you sick.

Comments

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[the_dead_pool2]

[Deadpool just stares for a moment, and then shakes his head and laughs]

You should watch some after school specials buddy.

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

It wasn't after school, it was at school!

[Groooan. Why does no one ever mention that being poisoned feels really, really bad?]

There were girls...

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[the_dead_pool2]

[He moves a hand over his head]

And ZOOM there it goes right over your head.

[He blinks for a second]

There are always girls, you should be glad they haven't set your pants on fire. Though I think the scarier thing might be some of the poison may have been unintentional. I mean there aren't a lot of quality girls like Bea Arthur around anymore.

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

...What? Someone set your pants on fire?

[He's a little sick here, don't mind the confusion.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yes. It is one of those things that is fun to do to other people, not so fun to happen to you. Like watching someone get kicked in the groin.

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

You saw that?

[He grimaces a bit. Dude, there's nothing funny about that.]

I thought no one did.

Video

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, well Schadenfreude my often hospitalized amigo. Happiness at the misfortune of others.

[Oh Germans, of course that would be your word]

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

Twice doesn't make it often!

[Twice in a year and a half, on the other hand, probably does. But no need to go into details about that.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Heh, you got defeated by high school girls. Some of them could probably shoot laser beams out of their eyeballs but still.

[It is pretty bad Yosuke. I mean come on, why you gotta be so dumb?]

Re: Video

[inthejunk]

I wasn't defeated. They were love confessions! Oh my god...

[That last bit isn't directed at you. It's just him voicing his dismay as something gives an extra sharp twist in his abdomen. He doubles up and gurgles miserably.]