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[blackmoonrising]

[Here’s the interior of Ichigo’s apartment; it’s late afternoon, the window is open to let a breeze (and a dragon) in, he’s sitting at his table with a cup of something in shot, you can see the dark head of his roommate beyond curled up on the sofa reading something, and besides him sits Hiccup. Both boys look thoroughly nonplussed. Ichigo gives the camera a flat look.]

I swear if anyone laughs about this I don’t care who they are I am kicking their ass.

You know, I'm a little torn between holding you back and letting you go ahead.

[Hiccup sighs, rubbing the side of his face before letting his hand drop back down.]

I'm also wondering if this is really a normal punishment for being late to classes.

Hell no, they just landed us with this damn chore ‘cause we’re Newcomers and they need to fill a quota or something. Screw this, I don’t give a crap about Valentine’s Day. It’s a girls’ holiday.

[You can hear the disdain dripping off him. Hiccup glances at all of the pink and red scattered across his lap and on the floor. He picks up a lacy heart, eying it warily. Toothless pokes his head over the both of them, sniffing curiously.]

Eugh. Yeah, no kidding... It feels that way for the girls here, anyway.

[At this point Rukia sighs in the background, grabs a rejected, lopsided heart, crumples it up and throws it at Ichigo's head.]

Don't be so childish. You're performing a service for your classmates and creating a more romantic atmosphere. That's perfectly appropriate for a dance such as this.

[She knows this because of the manga she's reading. Ichigo, however, is less than impressed by this reasoning, especially as the crumpled paper heart bounces off his head and lands smartly in his cup of cocoa with a ‘plop’. He fishes it out with an annoyed scowl, getting to his feet and turning to look at his assailant.]

Do we look like we know how to decorate a Valentines’ Dance, Rukia?

That's no excuse for doing a poor job. [Primly.]

That’s not the-

[Intruding into this scene of domestic bliss are a pair of breasts. Covered in an orange jacket and attached to a grinning woman, but fabulous nonetheless.

Also, they're pressed against the side of Ichigo's head for some reason.

For his part, he takes it rather well-]

UWAAAAA!

[-By falling on his ass and managing to stutter out:]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WI- Yoruichi-san?!

Yo, Ichigo. Your window's open.

[ooc: Ichigo, Hiccup, Rukia, Yoruichi. ]

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[snowdropped]

[Well, this is new.

Just gonna sit with this expression for a few seconds.]

[blackmoonrising]

[Watch out he's either going to blow or just. Short circuit.]

[goneonenight]

[Whichever one you pick, she's guaranteed her show]

Can't you manage a better greeting than that? I know you were taught better.

[summing_it_up]

[Oh gods what just happened.

Who is this, do they know this person?

Because Hiccup and Toothless are gonna just stare, too.]

[blackmoonrising]

[Sorry bro.

So very, very sorry. Be thankful that she's clothed.]

[summing_it_up]

[Yeah. Yeah, that's about the only thing helping right now.

Don't mind the Viking and his dragon giving a sideways glance to each other. He then lifts a hand, waving a finger in a circular motion.]

...Iii'm going out on a limb here and saying that you all know each other.

[goneonenight]

[Raises a hand in greeting]

Yo.

[summing_it_up]

[After a pause, he returns the gesture.]

Uh. Hey.

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[asano_san]

Why do things like that only happen to you?

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[blackmoonrising]

Because I'm surrounded by crazy people.

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[goneonenight]

He never appreciates what he has, does he?

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[snowdropped]

Because he's an idiot.

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[summing_it_up]

I wouldn't know, this is still very new to me.

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[moveslikestrider]

[...He has to pause in mid-spin of his turntables. That is way too much like his brother.]

...

Valentine's day is also 'singles awareness' day. [That didn't happen. Nope. Nope nope nope.]

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[blackmoonrising]

[Studiously. Studiously ignoring the fact that he's just been boobslapped.]

It's also a stupid damn holiday that doesn't need any tacky high school dance thrown for it.

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[goneonenight]

Aren't singles always aware of being single?

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[snowdropped]

Is it?

The living world comes up with some very strange ideas for special occasions.

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[summing_it_up]

It is?

[You'd think Hiccup would know this already.]

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[icy_heavens]

... Where do I even begin? [No, he's serious. He does not know where to begin.]

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[blackmoonrising]

How 'bout you don't and we'll just say you did.

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[goneonenight]

You could begin with hello, that often works.

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[summing_it_up]

Oh hey, it's you.

[Yeah, let's pretend none of this is even happening right now.]

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[ibreakrules]

Damn. Why couldn't someone have done that to me?

You should be appreciative, brat!

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[goneonenight]

Him being appreciative wouldn't get me the response I was looking for.

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[blackmoonrising]

Who are you calling 'brat'?