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[hairdecs]

[The video starts with the interior of a stately mansion!

Or what used to be one.

There's mud tracked in all kinds of places. Rugs have been flipped over. Pictures are tilted on the wall. There appear to be various cereal bits on the floor along with small plastic toys. A potted plant has been knocked over and its dirt joins the mud right around where what looks like a bright blue fruit drink has been spilled. The curtains are all tangled up in themselves, and someone has drawn pictures of robots on the glass with what must be more mud.

Suddenly, Finnian pops into the frame, a huge smile on his face. His very muddy face. His clothes are a hodgepodge of various stains, making it quite obvious whose handiwork this all is.]

Hey everybody! Is this a good mess?

Comments

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[ornerycaps]

Since when was any mess a good mess.

video.

[hairdecs]

When it's a mess to help someone!

video.

[ornerycaps]

And what the fuck were you doing to "help" someone? And who's going to help clean this up?

[hairdecs]

He is! He wanted me to make a mess for him to clean up!

[ornerycaps]

And who is this delusional shithead?

[ |:B ]

Thank god I don't live with the likes of you, and I though-- [ nnngh, he's messy best friend isn't here anymore. ] Whatever.

[hairdecs]

... hey! Don't call Mr. Gilbert that! He's a very nice man!

[ornerycaps]

I don't know who that is, but why else would he ask you to make a mess?

[ No really, why would he, he can't deal with this. ]

You sure did a great job though, now he has the dumbest bucket of fucking festering discharge he can fall ass backwards into.

[hairdecs]

W-Well, thank you for saying I did a good job -- but you seem really angry at me!

[ornerycaps]

It was an insult, dumbass. Or it is, depending on how you want to look at it. Actually, I take that back. It's probably a compliment to you after all. Either way, if he has some sick cleaning fetish it's not my problem.

[hairdecs]

Y-you're... you're mean! [sniffle]

[ornerycaps]

[ Oh my god, he can't take crying... no one has ever cried over his insults before. Stop????? ]

I said it was a compliment idiot, so stop with the sniffing!

[hairdecs]

[Sorry bro, the 'idiot' kind of makes him tear up more.]

B-but you said I was a... a dumb ass!

[ornerycaps]

You are.

[ Reflexive answer. ]

[hairdecs]

-- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ornerycaps]

[ OH MY GOD. ]

Shut up, right now!

[hairdecs]

[Nope yelling only makes it worse.]

[ornerycaps]

Fuck. Good-bye, idiot!

[ GETTING OUT BEFORE HE FEELS ANYMORE GUILTY. ]