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[senjulegacy]

Counselors. Tch. Yeah, right. [ The feed begins sotto voce. Not much of a preamble with this one, Naruto doesn't sound too impressed about the recent 'Core flux'. ]

That kinda stuff is useless after shit's already happened. [ Ninja don't do counselors, though some ninja could use them. Naruto sighs. It's a tired sound, but it doesn't last. ]

Alright, this had a point. Gonna keep it short. I'm lookin' for a job. A bunch of jobs. Doesn't matter what they are, I'm not picky. I'm... good with my hands?

That is to say, I can kick ass without breakin' a sweat, I've got great aim! I'm strong. And I'm a ramen expert. [ Shut up, this is a Skill. ] And I'm, uh-- Well, I'm good with plants, too. [ Awkward pause. Someone's thinking of Ino sob. ]

Oh! Yeah. One more thing.

If I wanted to get a job at SERO, how would I do that?

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[senjulegacy]

I don't care if anyone is tracking me. Back home, we got sensor types who can do the same thing. No one needs to carry a tracking thing.

There's only one way to find out! If they want me to do bad shit, I'll tell 'em where to stick it.

[whitefeathered]

[Well, he's bold, anyway. Aoko tries to decide how she feels about this.]

With everyone tracking everyone, how does anyone do anything secret? Like planning a birthday party?

[Hesitation.]

You should also know they'll experiment on people.