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[senjulegacy]

Counselors. Tch. Yeah, right. [ The feed begins sotto voce. Not much of a preamble with this one, Naruto doesn't sound too impressed about the recent 'Core flux'. ]

That kinda stuff is useless after shit's already happened. [ Ninja don't do counselors, though some ninja could use them. Naruto sighs. It's a tired sound, but it doesn't last. ]

Alright, this had a point. Gonna keep it short. I'm lookin' for a job. A bunch of jobs. Doesn't matter what they are, I'm not picky. I'm... good with my hands?

That is to say, I can kick ass without breakin' a sweat, I've got great aim! I'm strong. And I'm a ramen expert. [ Shut up, this is a Skill. ] And I'm, uh-- Well, I'm good with plants, too. [ Awkward pause. Someone's thinking of Ino sob. ]

Oh! Yeah. One more thing.

If I wanted to get a job at SERO, how would I do that?

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[senjulegacy]

Because I want to save the world. [ Totally deadpan. ]

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[bondsoflove]

You know they kidnap people.

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[senjulegacy]

That's what I heard, yep.

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[bondsoflove]

...Oh.

[Clarity is achieved.]

Don't do anything stupid.

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[senjulegacy]

Heh. When have I ever?

[ Don't answer that! ]

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[bondsoflove]

When have you ever not?

[Sorry, it's too good of an opening--actually, no, he's not sorry. Not when looking at that smug little face.]

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[senjulegacy]

Yeah. Sure. That all you wanted to say?

[ Someone is a little short on patience today. ]

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[bondsoflove]

Hn.

[Sasuke smirks a little--pissing Naruto off still feels vindictively and childishly good.]

You can dish it out, but you can't take it?