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[senjulegacy]

Counselors. Tch. Yeah, right. [ The feed begins sotto voce. Not much of a preamble with this one, Naruto doesn't sound too impressed about the recent 'Core flux'. ]

That kinda stuff is useless after shit's already happened. [ Ninja don't do counselors, though some ninja could use them. Naruto sighs. It's a tired sound, but it doesn't last. ]

Alright, this had a point. Gonna keep it short. I'm lookin' for a job. A bunch of jobs. Doesn't matter what they are, I'm not picky. I'm... good with my hands?

That is to say, I can kick ass without breakin' a sweat, I've got great aim! I'm strong. And I'm a ramen expert. [ Shut up, this is a Skill. ] And I'm, uh-- Well, I'm good with plants, too. [ Awkward pause. Someone's thinking of Ino sob. ]

Oh! Yeah. One more thing.

If I wanted to get a job at SERO, how would I do that?

Comments

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

Well, we are hiring at the Uzushio.

It is a hot spring, hotel, and spa.

Voice

[senjulegacy]

I'll take it! [ This is gonna be his default answer in general. ] Uh. What would I do there?

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

Well, you mentioned you can kick ass without breaking a sweat, so security would be ideally suited. Unless you have a calling for the kitchen of course.

Voice

[senjulegacy]

Mnn. I'm not a good cook.

Definitely security! That's like protecting the place, right?

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

Alright, you wouldn't be adverse to testing your skills would you? This city is rather dangerous after all.

Voice

[senjulegacy]

Eh? [ Oh, like an interview! ] Heh. Nope. Bring it on! Just gimme a time and a place.

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

Very good. Meet me at the Uzushio on Sunday. We'll set something up.

Voice

[senjulegacy]

Alright! I'll be there! Don't wor-- Ah.

Wait. What time?

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

Right after morning sirens, whenever that happens to be.

Voice

[senjulegacy]

Got it. Sometime after nine.

Uh. You want me to bring anything with me? Weapons or somethin'?

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

Well, a name might be helpful to start. As for the day of, bring whatever you feel necessary Mr.?

Voice

[senjulegacy]

Ah, that's right. I forgot. Sorry! Name's Naruto. Uzumaki Naruto. No need for 'mister', just call me Naruto.

I should probably get your name as well...

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

I see, Mr. Naruto. My name is Xellos the Mysterious Priest.

Voice

[senjulegacy]

No! No 'mister'! Cut that crap out, okay?! Just Naruto!

I mean, it's nice to meet'cha and all. Yo! [ A pause. ] Pretty sure I've talked to you before.

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

Have we now?

[Its not coming up to him]

Quite possibly, you'll have to excuse me, I had an unintended vacation back home and just re-arrived yesterday.

Voice

[senjulegacy]

[ Maybe he's a little offended at that. ] We have! And I'm pretty memorable, damnit!

It was when I first-- ...Wait. What? You left? You left Siren's Port?!

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

[He loves getting ammunition]

Yes, though before you ask, its not something I could recreate. Just sort of drawn back, spent several months in my own world, and then was returned here, after only a few days had passed.

Voice

[senjulegacy]

Damn. I was gonna ask. Even so, d'you remember how you left? Where you anywhere special or doing anything weird?

Voice

[that_is_asecret]

That, is a secret.