1st Sale [Video]

[oujomerchant]

[Behold, Siren's Port, for Alouette is making her first appearance upon the network. Why? Because today she feels she has something to show off today. The video opens with a shot of the young girl standing in a hallway, adorn in a violet dress and looking pleased as punch. She speaks, of course, with a french accent.]

Bonjour, everyone, I am Alouette Emeline Mercier Bouchard! As of late I have been getting quite caught up in the holiday spirit. However, before I reveal my decorations, I have come to realize that I have a bit of a.. Problem. Perhaps someone here can answer.
[She looks a bit troubled.] You see in the world where I am from our calender is different. I was born on the thirty fourth day of the twelfth month, and it has come to my attention that there is no thirty fourth day this month. Or any month, why one even only has twenty-eight days! Really, what am I supposed to do about that? Does this mean I am going to have to be fourteen forever?

Normally I would not have a problem with this, but if I had to be stuck at a particular age, I really would prefer it be sixteen.

[Alouette is lost a moment in thought, then jumps as if she had awoken from a daydream.]

Ahem! W- Well enough of that. People of Siren's Port, prepare to feast your eyes upon a four day project from the mind of a fourteen year old racing genius!

[She holds her NV out and away from her as she pushes the doors open, revealing a ballroom. Or, rather, an upside down ballroom, the chandeliers are all pointing upward.]

Oh la la la!! [beat] la la!!

[In shock the NV is dropped, conveniently left pointed upward to show a toy race-track that covers half of the ballroom floor, with all sorts of twists, turns, loop the loops as well as many little toy decorations of trees, snow mounds, reindeer, candy canes and elves to give the appearance of the 'north pole'.]

Wh- Wh- WH- WH- WHAT IS GOING ON!! How? WH- [Completely flustered, there is only one person she can think of to blame for this madness!]

R- RECEEEETTE!!!!

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[oujomerchant]

[Give a girl a little warning, will you?]

N- No thank you, that will not be necessary..

[princeofpictionary]

[ Where's the fun in that? ]

But parties are fun.

[oujomerchant]

Yes, well, parties are fun when they are not my own.

[And that's the truth, no one outside of her house ever attends her birthday parties. Ever.]

[princeofpictionary]

Well yeah...all parties are fun. But you don't get any presents if the party isn't for you. And someone else gets all the attention!

[oujomerchant]

[A good point about presents! She's about to agree but then remembers she's been to parties here. She doesn't want to be the center of attention for paling in comparison to, say, Alois' party. She values not being laughed at higher than getting presents.]

W- Well that is true. I suppose I will think about it at the very least.

[princeofpictionary]

Either way, you are getting a present from me! I already know the perfect thing!

[oujomerchant]

[Her cheeks redden.]

You do? I.. Um.. Well, it is only fair that you tell me your birthdate as well then, right?

[Unfortunatly she hasn't the slightest idea what he would want. She'd better hang around him a more often.]

[princeofpictionary]

Yup! Oh, mine is the second day of April, so there is still some time.

[ Totally made this bday up for him since it's not stated in canon yay!! ]

[oujomerchant]

[That's ok, hers is made up as well. X)]

Duly noted! Well then it appears we have a plan; but for now I had best return to getting to the bottom of this unusual mystery. Afterward I will contact you for practice, all right?