As you wish, M'sieur. But you know, you must say the word and I will get you help. My...Deadpool knows people with powers who can help you. We are the only two from Paris now, M'sieur, and I know you tolerate me for M'sieur Marius, but I will help you so that when one of us is sent home, we can say that I helped you.

[And of course, Mariius will fall madly in love with Eponine and forget about Cosette and marry Eponine instead. In her dreams.]