first honk

[thehonking]

so i figure now that i'm as settled as a motherfucker's likely to get.
AS SETTLED AS I'M ABLE TO MOTHER FUCKING BE GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
maybe i should get my greets on to all my other bros stuck in this same lawnring.
SHOW I CAN BE ALL MOTHERFUCKIN SOCIAL.
So.
HONK.
:o)

Comments

[moveslikestrider]

excuse you i did just fine with it before
the session was so supposed to go that way

[thehonking]

sounds like an excuse.

[moveslikestrider]

take it how you want
we all got played by a cue ball

[thehonking]

SHUT UP.

you still get your mother fucking rhymes on or what?

[moveslikestrider]

hell yeah i do
i am all about the rhymes
busting them out right and left
stroking the fires up until they scorch it
all this is not a rap by the way

[thehonking]

SHOW ME.

[moveslikestrider]

give me a beat
i cant free style it without something to work with

[thehonking]

you did before.

[moveslikestrider]

i was in the mood for it
come on if you want the sick fires you have to provide the beat

[thehonking]

FREESTYLE IT, BITCH.

[moveslikestrider]

wow rude much
would it really kill you to give a little

[thehonking]

no.
I'M JUST WORRIED A MOTHERFUCKER MIGHT BE SLACKING.
if you know what i mean.

[moveslikestrider]

i see what your game is
not slacking
my raps are iron clad
stroked high with a hand that knows how to get that shit hot

[thehonking]

BUT GETTING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHOW ON SEEMS TO BE CAUSING YOU SOME MOTHERFUCKING DIFFICULTIES.

[moveslikestrider]

im also not a prancing pony
that gets up on my back legs every time you say prance motherfucker
come on what do you have to lose by giving me a beat to work with
all im asking is for a little rap off
bet you want it too
to get some sweet sweet beats on

[thehonking]

if you're gonna be difficult, bro.

[Dave will now be treated to the sound of a clown horn being honked repeatedly. In a rhythm, if you can call it that.]