Video: I am amazing!

[capitalism_ho]

[A young girl's face is on the NV display, and she's positively beaming. Something has put her in such a great mode that she just has to share it with everyone.]

So, you know those neat powers that people get when they arrive here? I have figured out what mine is! It is the bestest ability ever. I...

[She pauses for dramatic effect.]

I can find kitty cats! No matter how much they try to hide, no cat can hide from me!

[She raises her arms over her head in triumph, leaving them as she continues to speak.[

..Oh, and I think I can find stuff other then cats, too. But mostly cats. Because cats are fluffy and I love them lots. So...umm, if you need to find a cat, or I guess other stuff, I might be able to helpify you.

Comments

[capitalism_ho]

Really! But I'm not sure how great it is yet. I just sort of figured it out a little while ago.

[canfindrope]

I heard there used to be a whole company around it. [One she's thinking about restarting.]

[capitalism_ho]

I dunno if my ability would have been good enough for that company though. I am still sort of figuring stuff out. I dunno if there is anything I can't find or not!

[canfindrope]

Maybe we should test it.

[capitalism_ho]

I've been doing that most of the day. Mostly with cats. I've found lots of different ones. I was able to find certain ones. I looked for one with white fur and found it, then looked for a striped one and found him too. When it comes to cats at least, it works good!

[canfindrope]

Maybe you could try something other than cats?

[capitalism_ho]

Well sure I can, but that isn't nearly as much fun! I mean, whats the fun in finding like rubber bands or someth...actually, that does sound kinda fun. You're pretty smart!

[canfindrope]

You really think so? [It's not that she's used to being called stupid, or anything. She's just not used to being called smart, either.]