Video: I am amazing!

[capitalism_ho]

[A young girl's face is on the NV display, and she's positively beaming. Something has put her in such a great mode that she just has to share it with everyone.]

So, you know those neat powers that people get when they arrive here? I have figured out what mine is! It is the bestest ability ever. I...

[She pauses for dramatic effect.]

I can find kitty cats! No matter how much they try to hide, no cat can hide from me!

[She raises her arms over her head in triumph, leaving them as she continues to speak.[

..Oh, and I think I can find stuff other then cats, too. But mostly cats. Because cats are fluffy and I love them lots. So...umm, if you need to find a cat, or I guess other stuff, I might be able to helpify you.

Comments

[asano_san]

It's still better than my power.

[capitalism_ho]

Really? What sorta power do you have, anyway? I didn't ask about it when me an Alouette visited before because it just seemed sort of a weird thing to talk about.

[asano_san]

I shoot a laser out of my finger.

[capitalism_ho]

T..that's pretty amazing! You could fight evil with your finger laser! You could be all like...

[She points her finger at the camera.]

Halt, evil doers! You're completely surrounded. By my laser! The one I shoot from my finger! It can totally surround you!

[Big smile.]

Just like that!

[asano_san]

No, I just burn the wall and get yelled at by my roommate!

[capitalism_ho]

Well, I think your ability is pretty neat. I'm sure once you learn to use it for stuff other then burning walls even Sen Pie won't yell at you anymore. And if he does, he's mean!

[asano_san]

He's always mean to me.

[capitalism_ho]

Well that isn't very friendly of him. You should be like "Hey! Don't be mean to me, I'm doing the best I can with my finger lasers!" And then just to show him up, you should cook a hot dog with your finger.

[She nods.]

Bet he can't do that!

[asano_san]

He doesn't let me buy hot dogs anymore.

[Don't ask.]

[capitalism_ho]

I don't really like them much myself, so maybe you should cook something else. Like a cake. A laser cake!

[asano_san]

Wouldn't that just explode?

[capitalism_ho]

...Well, I am running out of ideas then.

[She frowns.]

And here I thought I was helping, too. Don't shoot any pies, then. I guess I wouldn't want to see an exploding pie. That would make me pretty sad.

[asano_san]

What about an exploding Sen Pie?

[capitalism_ho]

Eh heh...that might be a little bad for him. Probably!

[asano_san]

He deserves it, sometimes.

[capitalism_ho]

He must do some pretty bad stuff to deserve to be explodified. Is Sen Pie secretly evil?

[asano_san]

[OK, maybe that's going too far.]

No, he's just a jerk sometimes.

[capitalism_ho]

But he's still your friend, right? You two seemed to get along pretty well. Its sort of like me and Alouette. She doesn't say a lot of nice stuff, and really I am not sure if she ever has, but I know she's my friend anyway. Its just sort of how she is.

[asano_san]

I guess. I wonder sometimes, though.

[capitalism_ho]

I really think that is how it is. Sem Pie didn't seem like he was being mean to you when me and Alouette came to visit before. Maybe he's just like Alouette is, and can't ever really say what he really thinks.

[asano_san]

He was being mean! You just didn't realize it!

[capitalism_ho]

Ah! W..well, I guess you know him better then I do!

[asano_san]

Don't worry! He wouldn't be mean to you. It's just me.

[capitalism_ho]

Oh, well that's good!

[There's a short pause.]

Oh, umm I mean that isn't good! That he is mean to you.

[asano_san]

Sure you did.