video; ZOMBIE PARTY

[paterelohim]

Hi, everybody.

[Sup. Your NVs now have a horrible rotting zombie on them, except about a thousand times more gruesome than those pictures- seriously Walking Dead, with flesh rotting off, part of his cheekbone showing, and a maggot working its way out of his forehead.

Chuck smiles and keeps talking, as if half his jaw isn't gaping open.]

Chuck Shurley here, new manager of Purgatory. I'm here to announce a party on Halloween, at the club. It'll be pretty awesome. Gabriel's redoing the whole inside to make it fit the theme, and it's amazing. We're bringing in musical entertainment from our world - I mean, it'll be an angel thing, but you'll still get to have the full fake NSYNC experience, or whatever.

[He idly tugs on his beard and his thumb pulls through zombie flesh. He doesn't seem to notice.]

Plus, there's transport home provided after dark, if you suck and don't want to take advantage of two-for-one drinks. [Grin. The smile disturbingly reaches his colorless, dead-looking eyes.] Anyone who stays until morning sirens can get a complimentary hangover cure on their way out.

I better see you all there, okay? Happy Halloween!

(OOC: I live in the path of Hurricane Sandy and our neighborhood transformer is a delicate hypochondriac snowflake, so I might wind up slowtagging this for... a few days. Oops. I'll do my best, ilu all.)

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[motioned]

[So. Horrified.]

W-What's the matter with your face?

[And also tactful.]

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[paterelohim]

-What? [he looks GENUINELY CONCERNED] Do I have something in my teeth?

[confession his teeth are yellow and black and rotting]

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[unluckyinlove]

[It's really strange to hear someone aside from herself or Gabriel announce something about Purgatory. Really, she practically forgot she handed everything over to Chuck. She's been so wrapped up in everything with her school that she barely registered the date. Of course they had to have a Halloween party. How could they not? It would probably be one of their most profitable nights of the year. Everyone getting in costume, looking to get drunk, wanting to party until the sun came up.

Yeah, Halloween. That was one hell of a night.





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Chuck, I forgot about my own birthday.

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[paterelohim]

Well. [hey guess who else did too] At least someone didn't, right?

[and is kind of... rolling with it. hrughfgh.]

Uh- yeah. I'm getting you an assload of money and new customers this year. Surprise?

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[thecrowingtobe]

[He's not surprised by the announcement cus he works there. He's more amused with the faces]

Is that make -up, or some mojo-magic spell? [Because.... that's pretty cool looking]

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[paterelohim]

Is what?

[The picture of doe-eyed innocence.]

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[showbizpanache]

[He looks faintly nauseated.]

B-Blaine and I will be there. [Blegh.] I can't promise I'll look you in the face when I talk to you, though.

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[paterelohim]

[The maggot turns around, as if its ears are burning, and points at the camera almost inquisitively. Like it knows. Chuck just shrugs.]

Trust me, there'll be way worse than me around. So, what, you think the jaw is too much?

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[servingmichael]

Gabriel is doing what?

[He knows you're fine Chuck.]

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[paterelohim]

Redecorating.

[ibreakrules]

Well, a manager I can actually talk to more than just once a year. I think I can handle this.

[Frau grins. He hasn't seen Chuck for a while, but that doesn't seem to matter to him. Even with how long it's been, it's shorter than the amount of time he usually sees Gabriel or Jinx.]

Please don't tell me the staff are required to wear costumes.

[paterelohim]

Actually- yeah, but it's not that bad. Each costume comes with man's best friend.

[The maggot in his forehead waves invitingly.]

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[therightchoice]

How did you do that?

[ That's just too cool and gross, Jesse wants to try that out. ]

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[paterelohim]

Gabriel.

[He pops a piece of his jaw back into place.]

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[mademyhell]

[He starts to say something, stops, and just seems to give up.]

Nice maggots.

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Don't think people are going to order much food. Just. Saying.

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[paterelohim]

Sure they will. These zombies are odor-free. Besides, once you have enough to drink you stop caring about the fake putrefaction around you.

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[gaveherwings]

Considering holidays past, a Zombie party might be considered, ah...

In poor taste. Fair warning.

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[paterelohim]

Why? I could see if we were doing a manhunt theme, but...

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[magnetic_magpie]

The maggot is a little much Chuck.

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[paterelohim]

[Normally he'd be kind of tempted to go to video just for some light trolling, but... nah. Not now. Hi there, friend he totally didn't do anything with during the event, how u doin.]

I know it is, but it's Halloween. I mean, this stuff has to be pretty horrific or Gabriel won't be satisfied with it.

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[ofthursday]

[Have some critical staring before Castiel speaks, very simply.]

You look unpleasant.

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[paterelohim]

[S n o r t.]

Thanks for pointing it out, dude.

[hungryanhorny]

Sounds like my kind of party. [She doesn't care if you're a rotting zombie. It's just the sort of thing that happens around there.]

[uberboned]

Best advertising campaign ever.

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[servingmichael]

You're going to strain your Grace.

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[upstairsbrain]

[ ...... ]

I'm guessing you're not suddenly a Hollywood makeup artist.