text.

[jokesonthem]

[So, there was that horror movie marathon the other night? And Reim was tricked into attending. He had never seen a horror movie before this incident, and he never wants to see one again.]

Are these "horror films" really supposed to be entertaining? They're so [.....] troubling. What a strange custom...

[Inside he is weeping.]

How would one go about forgetting ever seeing any?

[That's exactly what he means, but it sounds so lame ugh!! So:]

That is to say, perhaps there are less disturbing customs with which to occupy one's time...?

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text;

[jokesonthem]

Of course...

Is this reading material going to move?

text;

[knowledgeably]

Nay, tis entirely stationary, I assure thee.

[ Doesn't mean it won't scare the pants off of you, though! Sorry, Reim. (Only not really.) ]

text;

[jokesonthem]

[Okay, surely if nothing moves this is totally fine. And look, there is even a button to press for a random whatever-these-things-are.

...

What's happening what's wrong with this who would write such things. Why are there pictures, make it stop.



There is another delay in responding.]

Did you run out of things to read on that "wikipedia"?

[knowledgeably]

Ah, Reim, the Internet is a fountain - nay, an ocean of knowledge and entertainment. Post reviewing all pages of interest on Wikipedia, I proceeded me on to find a great many more databases that they call "websites".