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[brat_from_hell]

[Phibrizzo looks highly amused by the three animatronic trolls Tony Stark built and had delivered to the front door of the Uzushio. He's currently perched on the head of one of the three of them with a little grin on his face. He still doesn't know who the anonymous texter was, but he's impressed enough by the end results.]

Best trolling ever.

[He even applauds. That took a fair amount of dedication to follow through with it.]

Thank you, mystery person! They've been a great conversation piece. Getting them inside and setting up a Halloween display in the main lobby took some work, but I like them.

Comments

[video]

[12second_orz]

Well, yes... but how the hell did you even get them? Don't tell me you paid for them.

[video]

[brat_from_hell]

I got a text message asking if I boned the Hulk, and I said no and that I was underage. Then I got asked how I'd like to be trolled and I said with trolls on my front lawn...then these arrived two weeks later.

[video]

[12second_orz]

... I think I need a cigarette.

[There's a long, long pause while he finds his smokes and a lighter and takes a deep drag, massaging his temple slightly.]

So. Our mysterious network messenger was kind enough to make a hideous donation to you. I'm not sure whether or not I'd be pleased or insulted in your position.

[video]

[brat_from_hell]

Well, it solved what we were going to do for a holiday display at the Uzushio, so I can't really complain.

[video]

[12second_orz]

I'll grant you that- but isn't the Uzushio supposed to be relaxing?

[video]

[brat_from_hell]

It still is. That's just a holiday display off to the side in the front lobby. It's not like we're putting fake spiders that jump at people in the rooms, or making people walk through a haunted house to get to the spa.

[video]

[12second_orz]

Hm. I suppose. [He doesn't look convinced, though- they're just uncanny okay shut up] You have no idea who your mysterious benefactor is?

[video]

[brat_from_hell]

Not a clue. I was hoping he or she would reply to this message.

[video]

[12second_orz]

You'd think they'd want to take respo- credit for them in front of the whole network, wouldn't you?

[video]

[brat_from_hell]

That was the hope. But they did send the message anonymously, so maybe they're just a shy person with a weird sense of humour.

[video]

[12second_orz]

Or maybe they're downright insane, given their original message. I'm surprised they even replied to you at all.

[video]

[brat_from_hell]

Either way, I got some well made Halloween decorations that didn't cost me a thing.