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27 [Video] Forward dated to tomorrow morning.

[Crowley is outside, casually flicking chunks of bread at a blue chicken. Said chicken is usually the bane of his existence, as he loathes the little bastard and how it does nothing but shed and ruin his yard, but he seems to behaving himself in regards to the bird today. No insults or attempted slaughtering -- at least, not yet.]

I'm bored. And seeing as people tend to dislike when I'm bored, as it tends to lead to opening lost dimensions or starting revolutions, I thought I would offer a slight puzzle for the public -- and whoever answers first gets a cash prize.

[He tosses a casual grin toward the always hovering NV before he flicks his fingers -- and with a gentle roll of telekinesis, the chicken is sent squarely on her ass with a squawk.]

Riddle one: What is the next number in this series of numbers, starting with -- 6, 14, 36, 98, and 276? And riddle two -- and this one is the real treasure --

[And he rights the chicken with another flick of his fingers.]

Whoever is responsible for the attack that's caused such a fuss is going to get his or her liver removed by my hellhound without anesthetic, for both attacking my pet parakeet and for ruining a good suit. To those who wish to see the spectacle, give me the name and address of whoever is responsible -- and I'll hand over ten thousand dollars, cash.

[Sounds fair, right?]

Cheers.

[And the feed is shut off.]

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I trust you're equally as bored as I am, given the hastiness of your response.

[Ciel is correct, but Crowley is curious.]

A mathematician in your spare time, Lord Phantomhive?

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Is that a blue chicken?

It's Castiel's. It doesn't belong to me.

[As if it weren't obvious that Crowley wouldn't dare purchase a farm animal.]

He adopted it or something.

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Must have been a pretty nice suit if you're that upset about it.

Why get dressed at all if it isn't going to be in fine linen?

[Crowley takes his clothing very seriously, ok.]

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What happened?

Someone thought it would be funny to let loose a monster. It attacked Castiel.

[He pauses to dust something off of his sleeve.]

Of course, it could be a simple product of the Darkness acting weird, so I suppose it would be too soon to tell -- but on the offchance it's someone being funny, I thought I would make the week interesting.

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LMFAO LITERALLY THE BEST TAG I HAVE EVER RECEIVED

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GROWLEY IS MOST IMPORTANT

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NO IT'S TRUE CROWLEY AGREES WITH THIS FACT

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AS SHOULD EVERYONE

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people like growley more than they like crowley which is how it should be

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Growley has ears and you can give tummy rubs. Crowley ... probably not so much with the tummy rubs.

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you can rub Crowley's tummy but he'll probably break your fingers for it

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And Chris Hanson would pop out of nowhere to have a talk with you, Mister.

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No one has to know, jeeeeez.

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Castiel got hurt? Is it bad?

Oh, he's perfectly fine, he healed himself.

[Crowley twitches his fingers dismissively.]

That isn't the point.

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I am fine. Crowley is overreacting.

However, whatever attacked me was extremely powerful.

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[He's at the hospital, busy with work, when he checks his NV and sees this.]

What are you doing with my chicken?

Feeding it cyanide.

[As he tears off another chunk of bread.]

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Does the chicken have a name?

[since she can't be helpful without interfering.]

Perdue.

[GUESS WHO NAMED THE CHICKEN.]

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Is the parakeet alright?

[Yep.]

I took very good care of it afterwards.

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Mathlete.

[That was his kneejerk insult. Now for his real comment.]

Wait... What happened to Castiel?

[HE JUST KNOWS...]

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Moron.

[He dusts off his his jacket sleeve.]

He was attacked by a bizarre monster and bled on my carpet.

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Someone assaulted your... parakeet and your response is to disembowel them?

I'm very attached to my parakeet.

Bird's not worth ten thousand. Suit shouldn't be, too.

The bird is priceless, actually.

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It's 794, but it looks like I missed out... isn't getting a new parakeet easier then shelling out ten thousand?

You can't just go get a new parakeet.

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Perhaps some good news will help? Your bid was the highest for the book, you can come pick it up whenever you'd like. It might not take the place of a good suit, I am sad to say.

The parakeet will enjoy the book.

[He had bought it for Castiel. After Crowley himself read it first, though.]

Would an hour be sufficient?

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Did you get a look at the monster?

If I had, I certainly wouldn't be asking, now, would I? The creature's head would be on a stake in my front yard.

[Somewhat airily, as he flicks another piece of bread at the chicken.]

It was Castiel's blood, not the beast's. The dry cleaning bill was horrendous.

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