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[manipuleights]

What a stupid idea for a holiday. I can't 8elieve people are seriously wasting time and money on it!
What's wrong with you? Are you humans just running out of ideas to make the rest of us sick to our protein sacs? I am soooooooo tired of seeing little cut out heart cards every time I just want to go out and get my gru8 on!
Oh w8, I have an idea!
How a8out we do a last pathetic lovesick human standing competition? You can sta8 each other with adora8le heart lances and wax poetic in your own pools of 8lood! Won't that 8e fun????????

(( OOC; She's not bitter and lonely at all, nope. Text opt out is always an option!! ))

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[horsepower]

[He's not entirely certain what Vriska is going on about, but he does like the sound of stabbing things for the sake of competition.]

D --> Oh my goodness
D --> Are you proposing duels
D --> Do we have to be human to participate
D --> Goring one another in armed combat does sound like a fantastic holiday celebration

[a long pause]

D --> Are those red paper things really what human b100dpushers 100k like

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[manipuleights]

It sounds WAAAAAAAAY 8etter than everything they have planned! O8viously they need help in designing and executing a proper holiday.
I guess you could particip8 if you really wanted to, 8ut that would amost make things too easy, not to mention really sweaty and gross!!

What?
Uh.
I guess so?

[scalemates]

BUT TH3Y M4K3 TH3 PORT SM3LL SOOOOO D3L1C1OUS
SO
D3L1C1OUS

[manipuleights]

You're soooooooo weird.

[scalemates]

YOU M4D3 M3 TH1S W4Y
ST4ND UP
T4K3 CR3D1T >:]

PIMPZEE

[manipuleights]

You were always a freak!
I just helped the outside match the rest a little 8it.
::::)

INDEED

[scalemates]

Y4WN
TH4TS GOOD THOUGH
B3TT3R 3FFORT 4T TRY1NG TO M4K3 M3 F33L B4D

WHAT IS THAT ICON

[manipuleights]

8lah, 8lah, 8lah. Don't care!
Putting forth any effort would mean that you actually, you know, MEAN something to me, which you totally don't!

[ Lies, awful lies. ]

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[devourer]

[ man, he wishes something like that would happen... wait, innocent assistant here. ]

But strengthening emotional bonds is an important thing for humans ! !

[text]

[manipuleights]

This seems more like some self-depric8ing guilt trip to me.

[text]

[devourer]

How so ?

I suppose that laying one's feelings bare could be rather embarrassing, if one lacks confidence ...

[text]

[manipuleights]

I don't need one day a sweep to tell me it's okay to tell other people how I feel a8out them! That's just stupid.

[text]

[devourer]

Some people do !

Besides, it is more than that ! A special day for reaffirming those connections shall make your allies even stronger !

[text]

[manipuleights]

That's stupidly sentimental.
That's your 8iggest weakness as a race.

[text]

[devourer]

You would be surprised at how helpful backup can be.

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[vestalvogue]

So I Assume This Means If I Were To Come See You
You Are Uninterested In That Prospect
Seeing As It Is Apparently A Waste Of Time

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[manipuleights]

This whole holiday is a w8ste of time! I don't know why you're even trying to indulge in it, to 8e honest!

[vestalvogue]

I Thought It Sounded Nice
Thats All
We Dont Always Get To Spend Time Together Without Something Dire Occurring

[manipuleights]

"We"? Who exactly are you talking a8out, Kanaya? And since when did you ever need and excuse to meddle?

[vestalvogue]

Perhaps I Am Talking About You And I
And Not For Once Talking About Meddling

[plushrumpus]

blood poems.
yeah okay im in.
show of hands who wants to adopt this as a tradition from now on.

[manipuleights]

Oh good, a human with some common sense!

[plushrumpus]

it aint a trait i can say most of us have.
shits pretty tragic.

[manipuleights]

Unfortun8ly I will have to agree with you.
I'll admit I'm surprised to hear it from Dave's adult human lusus.

[plushrumpus]

what are lususes supposed to be like shiny beacons of bullshit optimism about the world.
because if thats the case i feel for you.

[manipuleights]

That depends if you're unfortun8 enough to get stuck with a lusus like that.
Not everyone has all the luck like me.

[rehashes]

u mad

[manipuleights]

Shove it, Strider.

voice; late okay?

[inthejunk]

Uh...I think you're not getting the point of this day.

voice; late is always okay!

[manipuleights]

I think you're not getting the point of my improvements!

Re: voice; awesome!

[inthejunk]

How is that an improvement? There's no point in that to get!

voice;

[manipuleights]

It's an improvement because the original idea is stupid! It's not hard to go up from nothing.

Re: voice;

[inthejunk]

Except everyone dies is more like going down from nothing. Which should be pretty hard but I think you just managed it anyway.