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[honestly, Vanitas was far more offended to find his takeout leftovers turned into a box of candy corn last week than he is offended by whatever magic spell's gone awry this week — and the difference here is mostly because this week has brought about the panicking in droves. the sort of thing he could take advantage of, in other words.]

[it's all business as usual, over here.]

How many of you out there are smart enough to be considered scientists? Or doctors? I don't mean those of you who think you're pretty smart because you read a chemistry book once, I mean people who actually have the papers to back it up.

I'm looking for a lot of different information, so I really don't care what exactly it is you study.

[should one feel like opening a video feed to answer Vanitas' question, they'll catch him in a nondescript room he'd taken over for himself — probably a hotel room — with several certain monsters floating about.]

[and should he stand up to walk over to the NV to answer a call, one might notice that he's suddenly just as curvy as the hourglass Unversed around him.]

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i'm not ever hideous, you're just a jerk

At least I'm not too ashamed to admit it.

Tell you what. You started asking questions out of curiosity, right? I'll cut you a deal — you satisfy my curiosity and answer my question, and I'll do the same for you. I'll tell you what it is I'm looking for.

i answered your question.

It wasn't a very convincing answer.

is your answer going to suck

Who's being the jerk now?

i was just asking! i'm not the one who called you hideous

No, it won't "suck."

it better be true

[And then he gets APPROXIMATELY .5 SECONDS of her much less feminine face before the connection goes back to text.]

answer me.

[sure, sure, in a minute! maybe.]

So I was right, then.

i want the answer.

Fair enough.

I'm really just looking for a new place to work. You know, like a lab.

a lab? why do you want to work in a lab?

It's probably more sanitary than a kitchen.

to do what in

Perfect a few recipes.

[that's... not entirely far from the truth.]

Don't worry though, I'll make sure none of them are your cousins or anything.

can you like not be gross for one day

You only think it's gross because you're at the bottom of the food chain.

we've been over this before and it's still not true

I'll probably still be stuck here until you figure out a way to prove me wrong.

nobody has tried to eat me

How many people have seen you as you really are?

more than i can count on both hands

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