[Video]

[blondandperfect]

[Sorry, Jack, Hattie's back. She's covered in mud again, and she looks pissed.]

WHAT is going on??

Is there another trick happening at the port!? Whoever started this better fix it right now! 

All of my things are in that house and she won't let me in!

[She then proceeds to whine.]

I want a bath! And my dresses! And my make-up! And my mirror! And my shoes! I can't live like this, I'm a PRINCEEEEEEEESS!

[*sob*]

Comments

[video]

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie does her best to look presentable, wiping off her face with her glove. She's still aggravated.]

Yes, a Princess! Can't you tell by my regal demeanor and flawless beauty?

Who are you? Do you know Ella? Why won't she let me in the house!

[video]

[petalpluck]

... No?

[He pauses.]

Ah, excuse me. My name is Garry.

I'm rather new here.

[video]

[blondandperfect]

'No' as in you don't know Ella? Tch, I should have expected as much.

Garry? .. Oh, you must have just arrived then.

[She smirks.]

I see. I'm Hattie of Ehvenn, but I've actually been here before. Anyway, what do you want, are you looking for a job as a servant?

Re: [video]

[petalpluck]

[Sure let's go with that...]

It's nice to meet you. [He sighs a little at her smirk.]

Well... A servant wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

[video]

[blondandperfect]

Oh?

[...]

Oh, that's right, they don't call it that anymore! What I meant to say was 'butler'. My apologies.

Well then, I suppose I should set up an interview. Granted, I'd need to get into the house.. Can you break into houses?

[video]

[petalpluck]

Butler... hmm..

[He's not exactly certain about the idea.]

-- Do I look like a criminal?!

[video]

[blondandperfect]

[Ooooh, that's almost a yes. Or rather, that's close enough for Hattie.]

The first rule of speaking to a princess is not to answer my questions with another question. Can you or can't you?

[video]

[petalpluck]

O-of course I can't!

[Goodness! He wears a raggedy coat, but that doesn't make him some kind of hooligan!]

[video]

[blondandperfect]

Er, really? You certainly look like you could..

Well.. What can you do, then!

[video]

[petalpluck]

Butler outfits seem a little too formal for my personal taste, I'm afraid.

[Whoops, accidentally dropped the NV. He'll pick it back up and rub the eyepiece clean, looking a bit apologetic.]

Excuse me. I can... provide housework?

[video]

[blondandperfect]

[Hattie jumps in surprise, despite not having been the one dropping the NV. She considers it a moment.]

Well.. That's a start. Regardless, before I can do anything I need to get inside the house.

I assume you're staying in the Newcomer house for the month?

[video]

[petalpluck]

Ah, I don't think I can help you with that.

[He doesn't want to get arrested. :c]

Yes, I am. Until I find someplace better, I suppose.

[video]

[blondandperfect]

[You're killing her, Garry!]

Tch. Well I can only take care of one problem at a time. I'll get in touch with you once this is all settled.

[Beat]

Do you know how to sew?

[video]

[petalpluck]

That'll be fine.

[He nods;]

Of course I can, with hand and with machine.

[video]

[blondandperfect]

[DO WANT. Hattie looks pleased again.]

Wonderful~. I'll speak to you soon, Garry. Do stay out of trouble until then, won't you?

[video]

[petalpluck]

I've had enough of trouble, thank you very much!

[Smile. c:]

Have a good day, Ms. Hattie.