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[doeswhathewants]

[Female bbLoki, people. She feels pretty.]

Bravo to whomever accomplished this.

I shall have to up my game in the future.

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[doeswhathewants]

What? I had not even said what I would do?

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[magnetic_magpie]

No transforming people's bodies without their express consent.

[He's not even joking.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Only the people I dislike?

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[magnetic_magpie]

Nothing fundamentalist. Gender, sex, even ethnicity on occasion are large defining parts of who people are.

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[doeswhathewants]

You never said species. Hah! Too late.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Species is fundamental to identity. That's why I said that part first.

[There's a reason he could do toe to toe with Lucifer, Loki.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Not fair. This is far too limiting.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Life isn't fair Loki. If we are lucky, it is occasionally unfair in our favour.

You're incredibly intelligent and clever, more than most people give you credit for - and due to that I know I'm not limiting you greatly. You needed be cruel to showcase you capabilities..

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[doeswhathewants]

Then consider me entirely unlucky.

Oh. Well. When put that way...

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[magnetic_magpie]

Lets us not compare lives, shall we?

That is what I thought.

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[doeswhathewants]

You have much more life to compare with, that's hardly fair. Aha! See? More of life's unfairness. [But he's teasing now.]

I do like a challenge.

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[magnetic_magpie]

I can stop at your age.

[He's teasing too.]

I know you do. I do enjoy seeing you rise to meet them.

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[doeswhathewants]

Do you even remember that long ago? [Smiiirk.]

Ah, thanks. I hope to not disappoint.

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[magnetic_magpie]

More vividly than you could imagine.

[Tch.]

I have faith in you.

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[doeswhathewants]

Exception: Prue.

I am going to turn her into a sea urchin. Or a beta fish.

Trust me. She deserves it.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Who is Prue?

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[doeswhathewants]

A witch.

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[magnetic_magpie]

And you take exception to her why?

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[doeswhathewants]

She was unforgivably rude.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Details Loki.

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[doeswhathewants]

She said she knows what people like me are like and insinuated that was evil.

She wants evil? I'll give her evil.

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[magnetic_magpie]

Don't give her evil. Give her troublesome. So that she may be grateful you decided to not be evil.

[Scheming schemer who schemes.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Then... perhaps I ought to have implied to that witch eater that she murders children in order to stay young forever. Oops.

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[magnetic_magpie]

[S I G H.]

That one means you owe me a pot of very good coffee.