007 :: Video

[hulkbusted]

[Someone has gone through several cups of herbal tea this morning before feeling assured that he's calm enough to come to the network. If he didn't have classes to teach today, he'd spend the entire day doing a thorough physical on himself. (Get your minds out of any gutters they've fallen into.)

As it is, after the initial incredulity, shock, horror, and rising fury passed, he's thrown on a button down shirt, shoved his hair out of his face, and settled down in front of the video camera.]

Broadcast to any students in his class
Good morning, students. If you're thinking about skipping class today because you're suddenly confused about which bathroom to use, don't. I'll be there and fair warning to SPU faculty, I'll be using the men's room.

Biochem students, yes, we will be having the scheduled exam.


Unfiltered
Loki. I want a word with you.

Comments

Private | Unhackable

[hulkbusted]

It isn't a big, green crush and I didn't think that my personal life would be more important to you than getting started on getting the Hell out of here.

[Boning the Hulk? Now Bruce really doesn't want to tell him more about Scathach.]

What are you going to do when you get the name?

Private | Unhackable

[ironboobs]

It's called personal updates, Bruce. [Oh, look at that. Can't you just tell that Tony isn't actually paying attention to the conversation anymore?

Nope, he looks like he's just playing with something on his NV, toooootally distracted.]

Uh. [A beat] Nothing.

[Other than be the best bro ever and pretty much make sure you two are properly teased and annoyed.

And cockblocked.

What else are friends for, right?]

Private | Unhackable

[hulkbusted]

Fine, now you know.

[Peeeeer at the screen.]

What are you doing?

Private | Unhackable

[hulkbusted]

[And then Bruce gets a text.]

What the hell?

Private | Unhackable

[ironboobs]

[HA. HAHAHAHAHA.

Oops.]

In my defense, I gave you a chance to answer.

Private | Unhackable

[hulkbusted]

That was not a chance to answer. That was time to take a breath.

Do you want the real answer now or should I let you try to hack my personal files while you're at it?

Private | Unhackable

[ironboobs]

Same difference.

[............] That depends on the strength of your firewalls.

[It sounds like fun c:]

Private | Unhackable

[hulkbusted]

Her name is Scathach.

[Not giving Tony the excuse to hack, not that he'll find anything Bruce wouldn't freely share anyway.]

Private | Unhackable

[ironboobs]

[You are so not fun, Banner.

The Port has ruined you. Or maybe it's- wait, hold on. Cross referencing that name with responses and...]

Creepy teeth girl? [Wouldya look at that.

He's actually kind of met the girl boning the Hulk.]

Private | Unhackable

[hulkbusted]

[Creepy teeth girl? Really? Bruce offers a flash of incredulity before almost rolling his eyes.]

Your sense of tact is always endearing.