sirenspull | 007

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007 :: Video

[Someone has gone through several cups of herbal tea this morning before feeling assured that he's calm enough to come to the network. If he didn't have classes to teach today, he'd spend the entire day doing a thorough physical on himself. (Get your minds out of any gutters they've fallen into.)

As it is, after the initial incredulity, shock, horror, and rising fury passed, he's thrown on a button down shirt, shoved his hair out of his face, and settled down in front of the video camera.]

Broadcast to any students in his class
Good morning, students. If you're thinking about skipping class today because you're suddenly confused about which bathroom to use, don't. I'll be there and fair warning to SPU faculty, I'll be using the men's room.

Biochem students, yes, we will be having the scheduled exam.

Unfiltered
Loki. I want a word with you.

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Keep it up and I'll take back the beer offer.

Bitch.

[Said in a fun way, because hey]

Potentially the biggest and greenest one you've ever met.

You'd be surprised.

With you?

Okay, yeah, it's possible.

For the record, should have gone with strongest. That would be more or less true.

If you've known big green bitches bigger than the Other Guy, I think I'll have to just be frightened and impressed.

Size isn't everything, girlfriend. I've seen the Jolly Green Giant take out things way bigger.

I've had to settle for video footage and anecdotes.

Yeah, well at the very least you miss out on the joy of being beaten by these things.

It's weird, I'll give you that. Knowing he's been off wreaking havoc and the next day maybe I feel like I went a little overboard at the gym.

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