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[hostage]

[Yay, Jesse's home from rehab. He's not looking much like himself at all, though. The network is spared ten minutes of him checking out his new rack, because he did that off-camera. Now, though... Now is the time for posting.]

Is this my welcome home present?

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[showbizpanache]

[ANY INNUENDO WILL GO OVER HIS HEAD.]

Is she...too?

[hostagette]

Nah. I guess we're lesbians now.

[showbizpanache]

Oh.

S-so she still...accepted you? Despite the fact that you've changed?

[hostagette]

Why not? I'm hot.

[showbizpanache]

[He laughs a little, though it's strained.]

Yes, you do look very pretty.

[hostagette]

[Aw, Kurt. He can tell you're upset.]

Hey, yo, don't worry about it. It'll probably be over in like a day or two.

[showbizpanache]

How can you be so sure?

[hostagette]

'cause even if it ain't supposed to be temporary, somebody out there's got the power to fix it.

[showbizpanache]

Right.

I guess I'll just hide 'til then.

[hostagette]

Aw, enjoy it. It's, like, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

[showbizpanache]

I suppose it affords me a greater assortment of fashion opportunities.

[hostagette]

[...Gay.]

Sure, yeah. Fashion opportunities.

[showbizpanache]

I don't want to know what you're thinking.

[hostagette]

Nothing!