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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting in the park, feeding pigeons from a container of candy corn. Handful for the birds, handful for himself. Is that container endless? Probably not. It's a bit of magical sleight of hand and instantaneous matter transportation, if you want the truth. Somewhere, a store full of food-turned-candy corn is being suspiciously emptied of its contents.]

Almost as good as the Eggs of Cadbury. Almost, but not quite. So, I thought I would share.

Please, no thanks necessary, only enjoy your candied corn.

[A pause] And to all of the haters, the food shall return to normal at midnight. There now, not so bad? Take a bite, go with it. Enjoy.

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[hulkbusted]

[sigh] Because if I'm not one of the good guys, the Other Guy won't have any chance of being better either.

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[doeswhathewants]

You barter away immunity from ... potential rain of scorpions to grant her access to a tin of soup a few hours earlier. Something that small and silly would prove your chance of your other half bring good? Even if having that sort of favor tucked away for later would prove more helpful at a future time?

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[hulkbusted]

Maybe I just want an excuse to let the Hulk hunt you.

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[doeswhathewants]

[Well. That's... he doesn't even have a smart reply for that. Small island. Bruce is a genius that could, no doubt devise a way to cancel out his means of escape and Loki'd not want to hide behind Magneto. So his reply is just brightly cheerful.]

If that is the case than you will find a reason no matter.

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[hulkbusted]

[Too bad, Loki, something other than cheer would have made Bruce regret the implied bullying.]

When we get out of here, we're going back to different worlds. Leave me alone and I'll return the favor.

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[doeswhathewants]

[As though he'd show his soft underbelly.]

I have been, you realize.

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[hulkbusted]

We'd been doing so well, too.

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[doeswhathewants]

Until you threatened to hunt me down over candy.

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[hulkbusted]

Funny. It's funny that that's your takeaway from what I said.

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[doeswhathewants]

No, Bruce Banner, my takeaway is that I undid the spell from you and you requested more. I offered you a choice and you wanted both options or else.

And if I acquiesced, what then? Perhaps another request later on because the first one worked. Then another. What's the harm, you're a good guy, and I am Loki.

[Oh how he hates you right now, your threat and the lingering shadow of hate from his world towards him all in one. Anger is always more welcome than fear.]

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[hulkbusted]

Then you took away things that weren't there. You offered me a choice and I gave you my choice and then you wanted to know why I made the choice.

You're sounding more like the one from my world right now in all kinds of ways.

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[doeswhathewants]

I took nothing away. Before you chose, the spell was lifted from her and you've immunity from my city wide spells. I only wanted to know the reasoning for your choice.

I care not. Stay away from me. [A bit more desperate than angry, the posturing of a thirteen year old boy more than anything else.]

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[hulkbusted]

[Kid... kid...]

Done. [And he's gone.]