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anya. ([personal profile] noshrimp) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-09-19 09:05 pm

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[The camera is pretty close to Anya's face from the start. She pulls it out a little, trying to keep herself in frame. It's still daytime, thankfully, but Anya looks pretty pale and queasy, and the large bandage on her forehead certainly doesn't help.]

Whoever created this dimension, you didn't do a very good job. I can tell this isn't my reality, which is a novice mistake, really. Well. Unless this is a Hell dimension you summoned me to.

[She looks around, checking for anything vaguely hellish.]

It certainly doesn't seem like a Hell dimension. Not many Hell dimensions have baseball. And if you did summon me, in case you haven't heard, I've given up on the whole vengeance business. No vengeance at all. 100% vengeance free.

[She waits a few seconds more, hoping she'll just be taken away already.]

I know the Slayer, you know. Or- Well. I knew- It's complicated, and I'd rather not talk about- I also know witches! Powerful witches. Powerful, lesbian witches. So, send me back! Or I'll unleash their lesbian fury upon you.
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-22 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
No? Valkyrie as in spiriting the souls of the dead to Valhalla.
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-26 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Neither. I am Loki. God of Excellent Headgear.
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-27 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean another? How many gods are here?
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-27 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. [Mollified.] Ah- I do not think I will be the exception.
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-27 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you intent on taking over the world, enslaving mankind or razing the earth? If not, then no.
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-28 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Bad things would happen if I did that.
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-09-30 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I consider myself more incidentally destructive. Back home the nine realms are on fire. Not my intention, but you know, things happen.
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-10-03 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You're abrupt. I like that.