jokesonthem: (i think i mean)
reim lunettes ([personal profile] jokesonthem) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-09-18 11:37 pm

video.

[It's been two weeks since Reim arrived, and he's sort of vaguely managed to settle in. Which means the opportunity has arisen to dive headfirst into Modern Technology that will confuse him greatly, of course. At least he knows which way to hold the NV, as he addresses it politely,]

Hello, [beat] city. I've recently arrived, and from a place very much unlike this one, so please excuse my ignorance of proper procedure when I ask-

How would one go about learning to drive a car? Could someone-- if it isn't too much, that is, lessons would be... appreciated. Although I'm afraid I don't have any experience whatsoever.

[Pause. He makes a face.]

Well. I've driven a tank, but...

[But we don't talk about Tank Day. Reim taps his fingers thoughtfully before adding, brightly,]

I am also interested in obtaining some work.

[He gives the NV a little smile, the perfect, practiced smile of a professional who knows when to be extra nice.]

Of course, any assistance will-- BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP [--be interrupted by the very sudden sound of an alarm going off on his NV (accidentally set without his knowledge, oops), which makes him shout and drop the thing--it lands on his toes, he yelps again, and it turns itself off when it hits the floor.

Flawless first impressions.]
sequincy: (Charlie Brown is a moron)

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[personal profile] sequincy 2012-10-02 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm only pointing out that your post doesn't link to a resume. If you're going to use this as a public forum, then prioritize first.
sequincy: (Bitch please)

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[personal profile] sequincy 2012-10-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
If you were I wouldn't have responded at all. It's fine.