sirenspull | V1D3O!

[ so there's a little bit of fussing once the feed starts up; the camera is full of sharp, shark-like teeth before terezi finally backs up and pushes her red glasses up her snout. and she is not alone on the feed! off to her left, aradia can be seen. ]

So this is a message that goes out to all you humans out there with "birthdays"! You would all be wise to listen up because this is pretty important.

[aradia shows a smile, though excitement is clearly radiating from her as her eyes twinkle and her smile widens with words.]

With these "birthdays" it's been said depending on where it lands on that you are a specific Zodiac sign! That's the reason we're here to talk to you, since it appears these Zodiac signs have come from us.

Yeah, see!

[ terezi holds up a black shirt with a teal libra sign, as though it was proof to her claims. no one tell her she's off-center, shhh. ]

See, we trolls are given a sign when we're hatched. Mine is apparently something you guys call "Libra". Aradia here is "Aries".

[a light tap on the other troll's arm goes to gesture terezi to lower the shirt (she does, after giving aradia a look), so aradia can show her own black shirt with a dark red aries sign on it. these clothing stores have some zodiac shirts quite in stock. she lowers it shortly after showing it.]

Which as you can see from both of these. We can't exactly explain as to why that is, other than the conclusion we've come across that on making a new Universe our signs were passed on over. Signs that each of you have connected to your "birthdays" for many reasons including those horoscopes you put up in the newspaper.

Which is weird... What's the deal with those horoscopes?

[ >:? A SHRUG. ]

Anyway we wanna know what zodiac signs you guys are! We've got a lot of trolls here now, almost all twelve!

Maybe they'll be able to enlighten us on that.

[from what she's read though it sounds really silly 0u0 no that's stupid]

Like us they each represent a sign as well, so do feel free to tell us! Maybe you'll be able to find it as equally interesting.

And then we can tell you what troll you belong to. ... Oh but if you're—

[ a pause and terezi licks the screen of aradia's nv device ]

...an Aquarius... Hehehehe! Sorry in adva~nce.

( ooc | terezi and aradia!! both canon and non-canon birthdays count. pretty much all the trolls -- and some kids! -- will be tagging around, threadjacking and whatnot, with and without quirks. just let us know in the subject line if you'd like a reply without the quirk.

pile in and find your character's patrol troll! :D idea borrowed from the lovely people at

soul_campaign. )

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What's wrong with Aquarius?

Once you've met him there isn't really a reason to question.

Are you Aquarius?

...Yeah. Who's "him"?

Oh.

[can you hear the pity in her tone?]

The one that stands for Aquarius. ..Sorry.

...Is there some kinda reason I should be scared here? I'm not getting it.

Not scared, no. Well maybe. Perhaps you've seen him around the network? He types in purple font with a typing quirk using two W's instead of just one.

I can't say I've really noticed. No offense, but I tend to skip posts like that.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What now?

You pretty much got the WORST possi8le guy!

Well, I wasn't really planning on adding a random alien to my astrology anyway. But thanks, I guess.

PR3TTY MUCH 3V3RYTH1NG

Then maybe I should count myself lucky for getting this far.

I'M SURPRISED YOU SEEM TO BE TAKING THIS SO WELL.
ACTUALLY I'M COMPLETELY DUMBFOUNDED AND WOULD BE PUTTING MY HANDS TOGETHER IN A STEADY RHYTHM OF CLAPS TO EXPRESS JUST HOW IMPRESSED I AM WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT IF I WASN'T SO BUSY TYPING.
EITHER THAT OR YOU MUST REALLY BE STUPID GIVEN THE OBVIOUS SIGNS AND REACTIONS FROM JUST ABOUT EVERYONE.
SO I'LL MAKE THIS AS CLEAR AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU.
THIS MEANS THE RED LIGHTS ARE GOING OFF AND YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE HE FINDS YOU AND CLUTCHES IS GRUBBY HANDS ON YOU AND NEVER LETS GO.
I'D HOLD HIM OFF FOR YOU IF HE WASN'T ALREADY DEAD TO ME.

Don't you think that's a little melodramatic?

WHAT.
I'M TRYING TO ELABORATE THE FULL FLEDGED SERIOUSNESS IN THIS, SHITHEAD.

Unnecessary name-calling aside, you might do better with that if all of that wasn't so over-the-top.

[ He promised to be nice so... ]

HMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
SO HOW SHOULD I BE SAYING IT.

Well, if it's really a danger, why don't you just say "That guy's dangerous. Stay away from him. This is what he's done"?

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Nothin's at all is wwrong wwith Aquarius, is wwhat.

...Well, that's how I've always felt, but...

Are you the one they're talking about?

'Course I am. And I'm flawwless.

And modest.

No need for modest wwhen you're a fuckin' prince.

I doubt you're a prince here, if you're a Newcomer like the rest of us.

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