sirenspull | V1D3O!

[ so there's a little bit of fussing once the feed starts up; the camera is full of sharp, shark-like teeth before terezi finally backs up and pushes her red glasses up her snout. and she is not alone on the feed! off to her left, aradia can be seen. ]

So this is a message that goes out to all you humans out there with "birthdays"! You would all be wise to listen up because this is pretty important.

[aradia shows a smile, though excitement is clearly radiating from her as her eyes twinkle and her smile widens with words.]

With these "birthdays" it's been said depending on where it lands on that you are a specific Zodiac sign! That's the reason we're here to talk to you, since it appears these Zodiac signs have come from us.

Yeah, see!

[ terezi holds up a black shirt with a teal libra sign, as though it was proof to her claims. no one tell her she's off-center, shhh. ]

See, we trolls are given a sign when we're hatched. Mine is apparently something you guys call "Libra". Aradia here is "Aries".

[a light tap on the other troll's arm goes to gesture terezi to lower the shirt (she does, after giving aradia a look), so aradia can show her own black shirt with a dark red aries sign on it. these clothing stores have some zodiac shirts quite in stock. she lowers it shortly after showing it.]

Which as you can see from both of these. We can't exactly explain as to why that is, other than the conclusion we've come across that on making a new Universe our signs were passed on over. Signs that each of you have connected to your "birthdays" for many reasons including those horoscopes you put up in the newspaper.

Which is weird... What's the deal with those horoscopes?

[ >:? A SHRUG. ]

Anyway we wanna know what zodiac signs you guys are! We've got a lot of trolls here now, almost all twelve!

Maybe they'll be able to enlighten us on that.

[from what she's read though it sounds really silly 0u0 no that's stupid]

Like us they each represent a sign as well, so do feel free to tell us! Maybe you'll be able to find it as equally interesting.

And then we can tell you what troll you belong to. ... Oh but if you're—

[ a pause and terezi licks the screen of aradia's nv device ]

...an Aquarius... Hehehehe! Sorry in adva~nce.

( ooc | terezi and aradia!! both canon and non-canon birthdays count. pretty much all the trolls -- and some kids! -- will be tagging around, threadjacking and whatnot, with and without quirks. just let us know in the subject line if you'd like a reply without the quirk.

pile in and find your character's patrol troll! :D idea borrowed from the lovely people at

soul_campaign. )

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really

wow

1 H4V3 4LR34DY DON3 SOM3 R3S34RCH 1NTO YOUR S1GN D4V3
YOU WOULDNT B3 SO FL1PP4NT W1TH M3 1F YOU KN3W WHO YOUR TROLL W4S >:]

do i really need to have a troll
i dont need a troll im good just having a a dickass shape in the stars and some fake two dollar scrolls telling me what color i should wear
thats all the astrology bullshit i need

OF COURS3 YOU N33D TO H4V3 4 TROLL
TH4TS TH3 3NT1R3 PO1NT OF TH1S 3X3RC1S3
UNL3SS YOUD R4TH3R B3 STUCK W1TH M3
B3C4US3 TH4T 1S 4 TH1NG TH4T C4N H4PP3N

im stuck with you regardless of who my star buddy is though so does it really fucking matter

[ sometimes terezi remembers exactly what she did that dave doesn't know about.

this is one of those times. B( ]

D4V3 YOU 4R3 FR33 TO L34V3 M3 4LON3 4T 4NY T1M3
DURP

[ yes, it would be best that he not find out about that. ]

as if youd let me
were pretty much glued at the hip i already accepted my sticky fate months ago

i too think its very interesting!
this discovery was really worth looking into
i almost didnt believe it myself

im just surprised you guys didnt figure it out sooner
its so obvious

was it really
i admit i didnt pay much attention to the papers so i never came to the conclusion
you already knew about us and the signs?

yeah i mean youve got the damn symbols on your shirts and whatever
it wasnt very hard to figure out

you shouldnt forget were not humans
it wasnt very obvious to us
well now that we see it it actually really is

yeah exactly
guess i wont hold it against you anyway i mean its not like its important or anything
astrology is kind of bs
and by kind of i mean completely

so you dont believe in the most helpful and advice giving horoscopes?

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D --> As far as astral guardian patron-figures go, you could have done much worse than me
D --> Consider yourself fortunate

yeah how could i possibly do any better than having a troll star pal that sweats himself a river and raps about horse dicks
theres simply no topping that
obviousfuckingly

D --> But
D --> But who told you about my perspiration pr
D --> Nevermind
D --> I would rather not be e100cidated
D --> I cannot believe that you are still upset by that unfortunate misunderstanding
D --> I was not vulgar in the least

it didnt need to be vulgar to be fucking terrible dude
that was imagery i didnt need in my mind all mingling with all the other fucked up shit going on in there jesus
its like im the mayor of filthy city and my brains the capital

D --> That sounds like a personal problem
D --> Your filthy thinkpan, I mean
D --> I told you I kept my poeti% private, and yet you insisted upon 100king at them
D --> I am e%hibiting an e%ceeding amount of restraint and a f001ish caliber of beneficence in begrudgingly forgiving your transgressions

[metric fiddlestickton of 100s and % all over the goddamn place. yeah, somebody is getting anxious. towels, please.]

[ WHOA HOLD UP ]

what?????

D --> What e%actly is that 'what' directed at
D --> My celestially arranged guardianship or Dave human's very uncomfortable slander

[ (unsure)!!! ]

you mean youre the zodiac troll for sagittarius??

D --> Quite
D --> Does this information relate to you in some manner

well
my birthdays a couple days before daves
so i guess that makes you my zodiac troll thing too
and also roses!

........
...ahahahahAHAHAHAHA!

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