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( GC ) ([personal profile] scalemates) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-02-12 04:26 pm

V1D3O!

[ so there's a little bit of fussing once the feed starts up; the camera is full of sharp, shark-like teeth before terezi finally backs up and pushes her red glasses up her snout. and she is not alone on the feed! off to her left, aradia can be seen. ]

So this is a message that goes out to all you humans out there with "birthdays"! You would all be wise to listen up because this is pretty important.

[aradia shows a smile, though excitement is clearly radiating from her as her eyes twinkle and her smile widens with words.]

With these "birthdays" it's been said depending on where it lands on that you are a specific Zodiac sign! That's the reason we're here to talk to you, since it appears these Zodiac signs have come from us.

Yeah, see!

[ terezi holds up a black shirt with a teal libra sign, as though it was proof to her claims. no one tell her she's off-center, shhh. ]

See, we trolls are given a sign when we're hatched. Mine is apparently something you guys call "Libra". Aradia here is "Aries".

[a light tap on the other troll's arm goes to gesture terezi to lower the shirt (she does, after giving aradia a look), so aradia can show her own black shirt with a dark red aries sign on it. these clothing stores have some zodiac shirts quite in stock. she lowers it shortly after showing it.]

Which as you can see from both of these. We can't exactly explain as to why that is, other than the conclusion we've come across that on making a new Universe our signs were passed on over. Signs that each of you have connected to your "birthdays" for many reasons including those horoscopes you put up in the newspaper.

Which is weird... What's the deal with those horoscopes?

[ >:? A SHRUG. ]

Anyway we wanna know what zodiac signs you guys are! We've got a lot of trolls here now, almost all twelve!

Maybe they'll be able to enlighten us on that.

[from what she's read though it sounds really silly 0u0 no that's stupid]

Like us they each represent a sign as well, so do feel free to tell us! Maybe you'll be able to find it as equally interesting.

And then we can tell you what troll you belong to. ... Oh but if you're—

[ a pause and terezi licks the screen of aradia's nv device ]

...an Aquarius... Hehehehe! Sorry in adva~nce.

( ooc | terezi and aradia!! both canon and non-canon birthdays count. pretty much all the trolls -- and some kids! -- will be tagging around, threadjacking and whatnot, with and without quirks. just let us know in the subject line if you'd like a reply without the quirk.

pile in and find your character's patrol troll! :D idea borrowed from the lovely people at [community profile] soul_campaign. )

[personal profile] greenshift 2012-02-13 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
yes thats basically the gist of it
but i wouldnt have met my friends without the internet, so i wouldnt say its more trouble than its worth!
hehehe i can tell you about some other tales if you want
theyre all true stories
deductives: (that damn blog)

[personal profile] deductives 2012-02-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need to impress children. Though I still don't see why a case of Synesthesia causes you to type in a barely intelligible manner. Smelling text, though. Not a common form of the problem.
ornerycaps: (FRIENDSHIP ♋ stick together in the end)

[personal profile] ornerycaps 2012-02-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
STILL, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I DIDN'T LEAD HIM THROUGH IT...
KINDA.
OK, FINE.
PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE THINGS I'VE DONE FOR YOU, PRETTY HUMAN PLEASE????
IS THAT BETTER?
arisenew: (clap ♈ mortality surround me)

[personal profile] arisenew 2012-02-13 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
i too think its very interesting!
this discovery was really worth looking into
i almost didnt believe it myself

oh shoot pretend that says "johns grandma"

[personal profile] greenshift 2012-02-13 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
hmmmm
ill think about it :p
ornerycaps: (ANNOYED ♋ embarrassment stops words)

text.

[personal profile] ornerycaps 2012-02-13 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I CALLED YOU SMART.

text.

[personal profile] greenshift 2012-02-13 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
calling somebody delusional and smart sometimes are not really compliments karkat!
rehashes: (pic#2149491)

[personal profile] rehashes 2012-02-13 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
do i really need to have a troll
i dont need a troll im good just having a a dickass shape in the stars and some fake two dollar scrolls telling me what color i should wear
thats all the astrology bullshit i need
rehashes: (pic#2149630)

[personal profile] rehashes 2012-02-13 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
im just surprised you guys didnt figure it out sooner
its so obvious
deductives: (time to pretend)

[personal profile] deductives 2012-02-13 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's a neurological condition that confuses the senses. The sufferer tastes colors, sees sounds, etc. Seems you like to do the former.
ornerycaps: (EXPLAIN ♋ i won't ever stop explaining)

LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE /)(\

[personal profile] ornerycaps 2012-02-13 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GETS ME SO FUCKING WORKED UP.
YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR WHEN I'M THE ONE THAT HELPED YOU EXIST.
WELL, JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
I'M SURE YOU'LL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY SINCE I KNOW YOUR MALLEABLE SKULL ISN'T AS EMPTY AS I FIRST BELIEVED IT TO BE.

WE'RE THE BEST

[personal profile] greenshift 2012-02-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
and maaaaaaybe i wouldnt give you such a hard time if you were just a little nicer more often!
faking: (like a garden.)

[personal profile] faking 2012-02-13 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Because you are a compassionate and forgiving god?
faking: (talk talk talking.)

[personal profile] faking 2012-02-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why do the opinions of a god matter if that god doesn't receive worship? Or are you the smiting sort?
ornerycaps: (BEAT ♋ the heart is fast pacing)

text.

[personal profile] ornerycaps 2012-02-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY FINE
I ADMIT THAT THIS WHOLE HOROSCOPE THING GOT ME A LITTLE WORKED UP.
I'LL BACK OFF AND STOP BEING SUCH A SHITSTAIN ON THIS NEW DISCOVERY.
IS THAT BETTER?
I'LL EVEN LISTEN TO EVERYONE'S OPINIONS WITH A LIGHT HUM OF THOUGHTFULNESS IF THAT HELPS.
faking: (i have no demands.)

[personal profile] faking 2012-02-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Your lot's kind of a headache, no offense.
faking: (no fuck you.)

[personal profile] faking 2012-02-13 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Are they the internet sort of tales, still? I'm kind of old-fashioned.
arisenew: (attentive ♈ far we've come)

[personal profile] arisenew 2012-02-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
was it really
i admit i didnt pay much attention to the papers so i never came to the conclusion
you already knew about us and the signs?

[personal profile] greenshift 2012-02-13 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
nope!
theyre about two kingdoms thatre always in opposition because of a great treasure
though i mostly only know about one of them
and thats prospit, the one that tries to protect the treasure!
deductives: (bored. mope. bored.)

[personal profile] deductives 2012-02-13 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I don't think you're all that insulted.

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