gavesugar: (there isn't time)
gavesugar ([personal profile] gavesugar) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-09-18 05:18 am

[Video] [Backdated to before Sirens] Welcome to The Afternoon of the Living Desk Toys

[When the screen flicks to life, the only thing in sight is a carpet - and the only sound a rhythmic ding that sounds like a buckyball hitting the bottom of a trashcan. The screen jostles about as Sheila seizes her NV and then throws herself behind her desk. You're then treated to a side-view of Sheila's face and the rips, tears, and smudges marring her business suit.]

Back with thee, foul demon!

[The view shifts to reveal an electric propulsive perpetual motion machine rocking crazily back and forth, launching an arsenal of buckyballs on every outswing! Sheila puts down her NV.]

Is there no way to cease this foolishness?!

[Grabbing a dictionary, Sheila ducks behind it and reaches wildly for the cord...only to trip and step on her NV, shutting it off. Responses shall come a few moments later.]