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Rufus Barma ([personal profile] knowledgably) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-09-09 03:02 am

video;

[ The feed begins with s i l e n c e , stillness. Pictured is a room of one of the newcomer apartments, but with no one in sight!

Except for-- Is that a teacup moving into view?, you might wonder. It is, except it isn't, as you'll discover when a big bald head with wiiide saucer-like eyes creeps up beneath it! It's actually a hat that acts as a teacup, but that's probably far from your mind now with the way those empty black eyes seem to be staring into your soul

And then it happens. With a twitch of its white mustache, it finally - and very suddenly! - speaks up, voice booming. ]


SAL~U~TATIONS, DENIZENS OF SIRENS PORT!

[ Throwing his stubby little arms up with exuberance, he floats back and away from the camera a good couple of feet. He is now available for view in all of his meatbun-like glory, suspended in mid-air. ]

I am Duke Rufus Barma, as I pray thee be formerly aware! I intend to seek audience with anyone that doth originate from the world of mine own - who is't familiar with the city of Reveille, the Four Great Dukedoms, and perhaps even Sablier!!

[ His cheeks swell somewhat, and he begins to go a bit red in the face ] 

I have a great many questions that require answering! 'Tis vital that I update my information!  [Bobbing up and down, his feet kick and arms wave about. ] IT IS OBSOLETE!

OBSOLEEEETE!

[ Rufus hurls himself off-camera, and bounces off the ceiling! Then the floor, a table, a wall--! All the while, he's echoing a string of "I hate iiit! Hate hate HATE hate H A T E !! OBSOLETE!!" until he flies forward and HITS the screen, shutting off the feed automatically. ]
maddeninghatter: (displeasure)

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[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2012-09-09 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't encourage him.

[ Yep. Cranky. ]
retraced: (stfu Vincent)

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[personal profile] retraced 2012-09-09 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
We have to say something to him, don't we...?
maddeninghatter: (allow me to observe)

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[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2012-09-09 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine.

We can say, "Piss off."
retraced: (carnival wig)

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[personal profile] retraced 2012-09-10 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're not actually going to say it like that, are you...?
maddeninghatter: come and get it (coy)

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[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2012-09-10 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Piss off, moron."

Or - "Piss off, Lord Moron," if you prefer.
retraced: (shine people shine)

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[personal profile] retraced 2012-09-10 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I don't prefer either one! Don't start trouble with him!
maddeninghatter: (not amused)

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[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2012-09-10 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's walking now. He's going to see if he can find you, Gilbert. Because he has things to yell at you about in person, including but not limited to the current topic of discussion. ]

You're the one who replied to him in the first place!
retraced: (the boys change my name)

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[personal profile] retraced 2012-09-10 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Politely!

[Sort of. Also, he's in the sitting room downstairs where he'd been trying to clean up. Break can probably hear his voice echoing if he's close.]
maddeninghatter: quick put it in your mouth! (if something seems too good to be true)

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[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2012-09-10 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aha, there you are. Gilbert will be able to hear somebody's oversized boots galumphing louder and louder. ]

Shouldn't have spoken to that ridiculous pea-brained cretin at all!

[ And this would be where Break RAGEQUITS video feed, as he's got some shouting to do - offline. ]
retraced: (stfu Vincent)

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[personal profile] retraced 2012-09-10 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, Gilbert is the one who does the ragequitting around here!!! He sighs in Great Annoyance at the empty video feed before turning it off as well and throwing the NV onto the couch. Offline confrontation it is.]