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sirenspull2012-09-05 11:08 pm
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013 Thirteenth Petal - forward dated to morning of 9/6
[The sound startles him out of bed. Trained instincts take over and Byakuya grabs Senbonzakura, rolls to his feet and adopts a defensive posture. His NV falls on the floor beginning to record. It shows two skinny legs and feet scampering across the camera.
Byakuya walks past and scoops it up, ignoring it as he puts it on the hall table. It shows his bare back, some pretty epic bed hair, and him in low-hanging bedpants. He’s very confused until he sees the two Wakame Ambassadors - one small and cowering behind the legs of the much larger one. Yuki yowled somewhere and the smaller Ambassador shot backwards to hide behind Byakuya’s knees.]
NANI?
[What doesn't help in the midst of all this is that there's suddenly a . . . polar bear in frame. A polar bear wearing a Santa Claus hat and a red-and-green striped scarf. And it just stands there a moment, staring at the larger of the two Ambassadors.
[Or the fact that Hitsugaya is there behind it, unaware for the moment he's on camera, who appears to have found Yuki. Or rather, she's found him, and is currently trying to bury herself in his hair.] Stupid cat. What the hell are you --
What the hell? [It's bad enough that the polar bear had burst out of his closet a few minutes ago. But the Wakame Ambassador? Honestly?]
[Byakuya is pretty helpless at this point. The plushy Wakame Ambassador that he’d bought Hinamori for her birthday was trying to pull down his pants and hide behind him. The bigger one is flailing and trying to defend someone from… possibly the fern in the corner. Byakuya’s not sure.
The polar bear stops, looks, snorts and then lumbers onward. However, the snort causes the bigger Wakame Ambassador to show his valor and he ends up behind Byakuya too, shaking his fist at the meowing Yuki.]
Polar bear.
[That’s his intelligent offer to this conversation.]
I'm aware of the polar bear. [He's been trying to get Yuki off of his head, but she's gotten herself pretty well-entrenched in there, warily eyeing the two Ambassadors behind Kuchiki. Sigh. It's not worth it to keep trying to get her off of there when she's being so clingy.]
What I'm not aware of is why it's moving, and moreso why those [A brief gesture at the cowering Ambassadors.] are moving.
[A small rumble in the kitchen. Byakuya took a cautious step forward and managed not to leave his pants behind, despite the two Ambassadors. He peeked around the doorway and sighed. It was too early for this.]
It’s trying to get into the refrigerator.
[He finally tugs his pants free of the Ambassadors.]
I woke up to one [He’s not sure what to call them, honestly.] of them coming into the hall and Yuki yowling. She is unharmed?
[Great. Not only has the polar bear in his closet come to life, but it's hungry. He hates this damn city.]
If how hard she's trying to dig her nails into my scalp is any indication, I'd say she's fine.
[There's a sudden blaring sound in the background.] Shut that stupid alarm off, will you? I'll figure something out with the bear. [And he heads out of frame, cat still on his head, and into the kitchen.]
[The alarm is a soft and gentle buzzing sound that would wake him up. He sighs and turns around, neatly avoiding getting grabbed again by the smaller Ambassador. He picks up his NV as he goes past and accidentally shuts it off, never noticing it was on.]
[OOC: This is Hitsugaya. Byakuya in black. Have at them]
Byakuya walks past and scoops it up, ignoring it as he puts it on the hall table. It shows his bare back, some pretty epic bed hair, and him in low-hanging bedpants. He’s very confused until he sees the two Wakame Ambassadors - one small and cowering behind the legs of the much larger one. Yuki yowled somewhere and the smaller Ambassador shot backwards to hide behind Byakuya’s knees.]
NANI?
[What doesn't help in the midst of all this is that there's suddenly a . . . polar bear in frame. A polar bear wearing a Santa Claus hat and a red-and-green striped scarf. And it just stands there a moment, staring at the larger of the two Ambassadors.
[Or the fact that Hitsugaya is there behind it, unaware for the moment he's on camera, who appears to have found Yuki. Or rather, she's found him, and is currently trying to bury herself in his hair.] Stupid cat. What the hell are you --
What the hell? [It's bad enough that the polar bear had burst out of his closet a few minutes ago. But the Wakame Ambassador? Honestly?]
[Byakuya is pretty helpless at this point. The plushy Wakame Ambassador that he’d bought Hinamori for her birthday was trying to pull down his pants and hide behind him. The bigger one is flailing and trying to defend someone from… possibly the fern in the corner. Byakuya’s not sure.
The polar bear stops, looks, snorts and then lumbers onward. However, the snort causes the bigger Wakame Ambassador to show his valor and he ends up behind Byakuya too, shaking his fist at the meowing Yuki.]
Polar bear.
[That’s his intelligent offer to this conversation.]
I'm aware of the polar bear. [He's been trying to get Yuki off of his head, but she's gotten herself pretty well-entrenched in there, warily eyeing the two Ambassadors behind Kuchiki. Sigh. It's not worth it to keep trying to get her off of there when she's being so clingy.]
What I'm not aware of is why it's moving, and moreso why those [A brief gesture at the cowering Ambassadors.] are moving.
[A small rumble in the kitchen. Byakuya took a cautious step forward and managed not to leave his pants behind, despite the two Ambassadors. He peeked around the doorway and sighed. It was too early for this.]
It’s trying to get into the refrigerator.
[He finally tugs his pants free of the Ambassadors.]
I woke up to one [He’s not sure what to call them, honestly.] of them coming into the hall and Yuki yowling. She is unharmed?
[Great. Not only has the polar bear in his closet come to life, but it's hungry. He hates this damn city.]
If how hard she's trying to dig her nails into my scalp is any indication, I'd say she's fine.
[There's a sudden blaring sound in the background.] Shut that stupid alarm off, will you? I'll figure something out with the bear. [And he heads out of frame, cat still on his head, and into the kitchen.]
[The alarm is a soft and gentle buzzing sound that would wake him up. He sighs and turns around, neatly avoiding getting grabbed again by the smaller Ambassador. He picks up his NV as he goes past and accidentally shuts it off, never noticing it was on.]
[OOC: This is Hitsugaya. Byakuya in black. Have at them]
[Video]
Oh. Well. Maybe I- Er, maybe Ella and I could come over and see them? That sounds like it'd be fun. We could have breakfast together while we're at it~.
[Video]
[Because Hitsugaya can be more of an asshole than him, and the smaller Ambassador is trying to crawl up his pants again.]
[Video]
Rrgh.. Could you ask him for me? I'm starting to think that Hitsugaya doesn't like me. You saw the way he treated me the last time I came by! What's his problem?
[Video]
It is a sign of maturity and poise to be able to confront an unpleasant task head on.
Again; you will have to ask him.
[Meaning: do it yourself, so he can watch.]
[Video] 1/2
[Video] 2/2
I.. Suppose.. you're right. Now that I think about it, I.. Owe you an apology Kuchiki-san.
[Video]
[Nope. He's going to be an asshole.]
[Video]
It was.. Wrong of me to storm out of your office like that, then saying bad things about you. When you went through the trouble of giving me a chance.
I'm very sorry for that. I'm even sorrier that it took me this long to figure out why you may have been colder than usual. If there's any way I could make it up somehow..
[Video]
There is not.
[Video] 1/2
[Video] 2/2
[And she ends the feed; she'll remain in shock for a while!]