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sirenspull2012-09-05 11:08 pm
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013 Thirteenth Petal - forward dated to morning of 9/6
[The sound startles him out of bed. Trained instincts take over and Byakuya grabs Senbonzakura, rolls to his feet and adopts a defensive posture. His NV falls on the floor beginning to record. It shows two skinny legs and feet scampering across the camera.
Byakuya walks past and scoops it up, ignoring it as he puts it on the hall table. It shows his bare back, some pretty epic bed hair, and him in low-hanging bedpants. He’s very confused until he sees the two Wakame Ambassadors - one small and cowering behind the legs of the much larger one. Yuki yowled somewhere and the smaller Ambassador shot backwards to hide behind Byakuya’s knees.]
NANI?
[What doesn't help in the midst of all this is that there's suddenly a . . . polar bear in frame. A polar bear wearing a Santa Claus hat and a red-and-green striped scarf. And it just stands there a moment, staring at the larger of the two Ambassadors.
[Or the fact that Hitsugaya is there behind it, unaware for the moment he's on camera, who appears to have found Yuki. Or rather, she's found him, and is currently trying to bury herself in his hair.] Stupid cat. What the hell are you --
What the hell? [It's bad enough that the polar bear had burst out of his closet a few minutes ago. But the Wakame Ambassador? Honestly?]
[Byakuya is pretty helpless at this point. The plushy Wakame Ambassador that he’d bought Hinamori for her birthday was trying to pull down his pants and hide behind him. The bigger one is flailing and trying to defend someone from… possibly the fern in the corner. Byakuya’s not sure.
The polar bear stops, looks, snorts and then lumbers onward. However, the snort causes the bigger Wakame Ambassador to show his valor and he ends up behind Byakuya too, shaking his fist at the meowing Yuki.]
Polar bear.
[That’s his intelligent offer to this conversation.]
I'm aware of the polar bear. [He's been trying to get Yuki off of his head, but she's gotten herself pretty well-entrenched in there, warily eyeing the two Ambassadors behind Kuchiki. Sigh. It's not worth it to keep trying to get her off of there when she's being so clingy.]
What I'm not aware of is why it's moving, and moreso why those [A brief gesture at the cowering Ambassadors.] are moving.
[A small rumble in the kitchen. Byakuya took a cautious step forward and managed not to leave his pants behind, despite the two Ambassadors. He peeked around the doorway and sighed. It was too early for this.]
It’s trying to get into the refrigerator.
[He finally tugs his pants free of the Ambassadors.]
I woke up to one [He’s not sure what to call them, honestly.] of them coming into the hall and Yuki yowling. She is unharmed?
[Great. Not only has the polar bear in his closet come to life, but it's hungry. He hates this damn city.]
If how hard she's trying to dig her nails into my scalp is any indication, I'd say she's fine.
[There's a sudden blaring sound in the background.] Shut that stupid alarm off, will you? I'll figure something out with the bear. [And he heads out of frame, cat still on his head, and into the kitchen.]
[The alarm is a soft and gentle buzzing sound that would wake him up. He sighs and turns around, neatly avoiding getting grabbed again by the smaller Ambassador. He picks up his NV as he goes past and accidentally shuts it off, never noticing it was on.]
[OOC: This is Hitsugaya. Byakuya in black. Have at them]
Byakuya walks past and scoops it up, ignoring it as he puts it on the hall table. It shows his bare back, some pretty epic bed hair, and him in low-hanging bedpants. He’s very confused until he sees the two Wakame Ambassadors - one small and cowering behind the legs of the much larger one. Yuki yowled somewhere and the smaller Ambassador shot backwards to hide behind Byakuya’s knees.]
NANI?
[What doesn't help in the midst of all this is that there's suddenly a . . . polar bear in frame. A polar bear wearing a Santa Claus hat and a red-and-green striped scarf. And it just stands there a moment, staring at the larger of the two Ambassadors.
[Or the fact that Hitsugaya is there behind it, unaware for the moment he's on camera, who appears to have found Yuki. Or rather, she's found him, and is currently trying to bury herself in his hair.] Stupid cat. What the hell are you --
What the hell? [It's bad enough that the polar bear had burst out of his closet a few minutes ago. But the Wakame Ambassador? Honestly?]
[Byakuya is pretty helpless at this point. The plushy Wakame Ambassador that he’d bought Hinamori for her birthday was trying to pull down his pants and hide behind him. The bigger one is flailing and trying to defend someone from… possibly the fern in the corner. Byakuya’s not sure.
The polar bear stops, looks, snorts and then lumbers onward. However, the snort causes the bigger Wakame Ambassador to show his valor and he ends up behind Byakuya too, shaking his fist at the meowing Yuki.]
Polar bear.
[That’s his intelligent offer to this conversation.]
I'm aware of the polar bear. [He's been trying to get Yuki off of his head, but she's gotten herself pretty well-entrenched in there, warily eyeing the two Ambassadors behind Kuchiki. Sigh. It's not worth it to keep trying to get her off of there when she's being so clingy.]
What I'm not aware of is why it's moving, and moreso why those [A brief gesture at the cowering Ambassadors.] are moving.
[A small rumble in the kitchen. Byakuya took a cautious step forward and managed not to leave his pants behind, despite the two Ambassadors. He peeked around the doorway and sighed. It was too early for this.]
It’s trying to get into the refrigerator.
[He finally tugs his pants free of the Ambassadors.]
I woke up to one [He’s not sure what to call them, honestly.] of them coming into the hall and Yuki yowling. She is unharmed?
[Great. Not only has the polar bear in his closet come to life, but it's hungry. He hates this damn city.]
If how hard she's trying to dig her nails into my scalp is any indication, I'd say she's fine.
[There's a sudden blaring sound in the background.] Shut that stupid alarm off, will you? I'll figure something out with the bear. [And he heads out of frame, cat still on his head, and into the kitchen.]
[The alarm is a soft and gentle buzzing sound that would wake him up. He sighs and turns around, neatly avoiding getting grabbed again by the smaller Ambassador. He picks up his NV as he goes past and accidentally shuts it off, never noticing it was on.]
[OOC: This is Hitsugaya. Byakuya in black. Have at them]
[ Video ]
... Glad to hear that. I thought for a moment there this was normal for you.
My world might be a little strange compared to this place, but - [ Pause. ]
....actually this would be normal for a prankster fairy.
[ Video ]
He sighs again, and goes to say something, but the smaller Ambassador climbs up the shirt he's now got on and peers over his shoulder at Ella.]
I hope there is one in the city who can be convinced to revert things.
[He calmly picks the Ambassador up and then lets it back on his shoulder because it is clutching his hair.]
[ Video ]
... Hopefully it's not a malicious fairy. Being asked to take back something they think is hilarious might not go over too well.
... [ Ella just... rubs her face with her hand briefly. This is too weird - she must be dreaming. ]
[ Video ]
I can be very persuasive at times.
[He might be teasing, but the larger Ambassador drapes his scarf over his neck.]
[ Video ]
Fairies can be very stubborn, and take offense at the drop of a hat. When I think about it, the last time someone tried to change a fairy's mind, she turned them into squirrels.
... [ She pauses, thinking back. ]
we had a lot of squirrels that year. I think that's about when everyone sort of unanimously agreed to just smile and not offend that particular fairy.
Somehow I can't imagine you as a squirrel. [ He might even be successful if he ever ran into Lucinda. Though a Bya-squirrel. Ella coughs into her hand. Linefacing squirrel. Must not giggle. Even with those things hanging on you. ]
[ Video ]
[Eyebrow.]
Are you comparing me to a fairy?
[ Video ]
...Not that that's much better.
[ Bya-Squirrel. PFFFFhah. OH LOOK at this fascinating speck of dust. Ella occupies herself with scrubbing it off the table for a minute while she gets her expression under control. ]
[ Video ]