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news feed; Wednesday, September 5th 2012
Wednesday, September 5th 2012
Weather Mostly Clear & Sunny.High 25°C and a low of 15°C (77°F 59°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous
Morning sirens go off at 6:40am, and evening sirens are at 7:41pm.
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- The Stork Arrives at Sector 4 Daycare
Police received a phone call from Sunny Side Day Care yesterday, where caretakers discovered that several children in the pretend-play area cradling screaming infants. As the newborns were removed, several tantruming toddlers had to be carefully subdued, as they continued to insist that the unidentified children were “their babies”.
Police suspect that one the youngsters may be a powerful reality shifter, capable of turning toys of imaginary play into real live infants. The four babies recovered, all intersexed and unidentified, are currently being checked over at Skye Medical Center’s natal floor, but may soon become available for adoption.
- For Sale! - Amazing Levitating Hampsters! Want an adorable yogic master in your home? These furry friends have been lab-trained to defy gravity when they have achieved a state of tranquility. Keep these pets calm, remove anxiety from your home environment, and you’ll know they’re happy when they’re floating above their wheels! Yours for just $35! Call Shaman Botta @ NV #28-9943
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Weather Mostly Clear & Sunny.High 25°C and a low of 15°C (77°F 59°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous
Morning sirens go off at 6:40am, and evening sirens are at 7:41pm.
News & Advertisements
- The Stork Arrives at Sector 4 Daycare
Police received a phone call from Sunny Side Day Care yesterday, where caretakers discovered that several children in the pretend-play area cradling screaming infants. As the newborns were removed, several tantruming toddlers had to be carefully subdued, as they continued to insist that the unidentified children were “their babies”.
Police suspect that one the youngsters may be a powerful reality shifter, capable of turning toys of imaginary play into real live infants. The four babies recovered, all intersexed and unidentified, are currently being checked over at Skye Medical Center’s natal floor, but may soon become available for adoption.
- For Sale! - Amazing Levitating Hampsters! Want an adorable yogic master in your home? These furry friends have been lab-trained to defy gravity when they have achieved a state of tranquility. Keep these pets calm, remove anxiety from your home environment, and you’ll know they’re happy when they’re floating above their wheels! Yours for just $35! Call Shaman Botta @ NV #28-9943
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HAMSTERS
HE'S GETTING ONE, DARNIT.
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