orderfromchaos: (sometimes it's good to be a god)
Dillon Cole || Scorpion Shard ([personal profile] orderfromchaos) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-08-20 04:01 pm

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[The video opens to a disorienting view: floorboards loom in foreshortened view, wood straight and new under unevenly applied varnish - patches of it are worn thin or absent entirely. The camera sits on the floor, creating the odd perspective, empty of any occupants. Sunlight pours in from one side, an open window. The dust motes suspended in it's beam seem a little off, evenly spaced. Then, suddenly, the stillness is violently interrupted. A glass falls directly in front of the camera, shattering into hundreds of pieces, a few droplets of water splashing on the lens, the rest puddling around the sharp splinters of glass. From outside the frame of view, footsteps can be heard, a few mechanical clicks, and a young man's voice.]

Anybody here ever read Asimov's Foundation? Do you remember the part where that guy cuts the steel bar in half with a laser, and then holds the two halves together again? The laser is so precise that their aren't any impurities or uneven places on the surface, and it just becomes a single piece of metal again.

[There's a low, mechanical roar - a handheld vacuum cleaner. The water leaps and and the shards skitter on the floor, blowing away from the vacuum, which must be set on reverse. He moves around the mess, blowing the bits of glass into one heap. As the bits of glass are buffeted back and forth by the air from the vacuum, something strange happens: as if by sheer chance, they keep landing in place, as perfectly as puzzle pieces, until the glass is completely reconstructed. Most bizarrely of all, the water, too, recollects, leaving the camera clean and dry as the water sits placidly in the perfectly repaired container. The glass should be riddled with cracks, but none are visible.

The vacuum switches off. A hand picks up the glass and the viewpoint suddenly swoops wildly, the camera lifted in his other hand before it stabilizes, then is set on a shelf at shoulder level, with Dillon standing in front of it in a bare room. He’s a young kid, maybe sixteen or seventeen, with immaculate clothes and neat red hair. He grins and takes a drink of the water.]

Hi, guys. Some of you know me already, but I'm Dillon, and I can fix anything. Repair or restoration, as long as you bring me all the pieces. Fees on a sliding scale, and I’m willing to do house calls. Let me know if you’re interested.
ella_of_frell: ([ NV ] Audio/Messages)

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[personal profile] ella_of_frell 2012-08-22 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh yeah. Fun and games all around. She'll pass!! ]

From the point of view of the cat maybe, [ Giggling. ]

Nice to meet you too, Dillon. And hey, if you ever need a housecleaning service, my stepsister has a business. [ Kinda. ]
ella_of_frell: (:/ Really - You believe that?)

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[personal profile] ella_of_frell 2012-08-23 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well an organized mess is good and all, but it only takes a single factor to turn that into organized chaos. And then it'll spread over your entire apartment for residential domination - then what will you do?
ella_of_frell: (That's a funny place to put a piano...)

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[personal profile] ella_of_frell 2012-08-24 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She giggles, thoroughly amused. ]

It's a little difficult to run away from your messes when you're on an island with no way to get off, yes. Of course you could in theory set said mess on fire and deal with only having ashes to sweep up but that introduces a whole other problem. Financially.
ella_of_frell: ([ Talk talk talk ] Negotiation)

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[personal profile] ella_of_frell 2012-08-25 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
You just arrived here recently? What kind of a job are you looking for? [ pause. ]

Assuming that your offer earlier isn't just a side job.
Edited 2012-08-25 02:06 (UTC)
ella_of_frell: (:3 Yeah I'm humoring you. What of it?)

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[personal profile] ella_of_frell 2012-08-28 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Pawn shop? Oh -! Do you know Mr. Gold? He's just opened a pawn shop, he might be interested in that skill of yours.