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[integrity]

[Crowley is bored. Seriously bored. And when Crowley is bored, bad things usually happen.

This is one of those things.

Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]



This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.

Don't you have something to get off your chest?

Comment away and let people know how you really feel.

Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?

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[ Namedropping ] [ Best/Worst Couples ] [ Love Thread someone got confused ]


ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of like acj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)

Comments

[astralling]

Your- your bases. [Can't even process your rude rn.] If you accuse every woman who goes near him of being a lying witch, I feel sorry for him already.

[mulletrock]

And as far as I know that's exactly what you are, sweetheart.

[You did use your powers to cheat and you do have a super secret book.]

I'm not cock blocking him. Just makin' sure he doesn't wind up with another monster.

[It sounds sarcastic enough but sadly the monster part is true. 8(]

[astralling]

[oh my god you fucking plebian

Prue is so full of can't right now]

Well, that's nice of you.

[An angry bite of her burger.]

Right. Well, as soon as I'm done with this burger, I'll check your bathroom and the rest of this apartment to see what I can find.

[mulletrock]

Thanks, I appreciate it.

[He grins. Nice to know he still had it in him to grate the supernatural girls. Some things never change.]

I'll keep the wine cool while you work your magic.

[He picks up the wine and sticks it in the fridge.]

[astralling]

[Oh and then he has to go and be civil. That's just. SALKDJFGHFK. Fuck. She puts the burger down and pretends not to notice his stupid watch tightening around his wrist until the strap threatens to break.

Of course, as soon as she leaves the room with her bag, it stops.

She'll just be in the bathroom with a weird bundle of incense sticks, looking extremely skeptical about her life choices.]

ooc; I think this is a good place to end it? Y/N? She debugged their apartment and saved the day!

[mulletrock]