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[integrity]

[Crowley is bored. Seriously bored. And when Crowley is bored, bad things usually happen.

This is one of those things.

Also, enjoy a small image of Dean Winchester in the shower before the text actually shows up.]



This is the first annual Siren's Port gossip rag.

Don't you have something to get off your chest?

Comment away and let people know how you really feel.

Item 1: What would you do to the man above if you had the opportunity?

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ooc: SO BASICALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR ENABLING ME TO DO THIS and I thought it would be hilarious for Crowley to sort of do a Siren's Port based hate meme. Kind of like acj except totally IC and ridiculously fun. Crowley is going to set up little headers (best couple, worst person, most disgusting moose) and you can feel free to comment anon by putting 'ANONYMOUS' in your header. This is all in good fun and not meant to be mean at all and remember, this is meant to be completely in character, so if you have a do-gooder that wouldn't trashtalk, feel free to have them come on in and tell people they're being stupid. :)

Comments

[mulletrock]

I don't hate witches. As long as you don't hurt anyone or sacrifice any rabbits we're good. I just don't trust 'em. I've had 'em try to kill me.

[astralling]

I know. Sam told me what they're like where you come from- but that's not me, and judging me because of it really isn't fair.

[She tucks a strand of hair behind her ears, casting around irritably for something to say. It makes no sense that he would still distrust her after what happened with that crazy angel-

-wait a second.]

Witchcraft can be good, I promise.

[mulletrock]

You and Sam are just pals, huh?

[Dean has an unimpressed look on his face.] He always takes in the weird ones.

[But Dean relaxes, no longer on edge, and takes another drink from his beer.]

Still waitin' for proof on that one.

[astralling]

[Her eyes widen a little in mild outrage at the Sam comment, but she moves past it for the moment to snap out an answer.]

I'm trying to give you proof. You remember that's why I volunteered to come here and help you. You were there for that, right?

[mulletrock]

Look, Sam's got a soft spot for chicks like you. He's easy to manipulate... and I'm not sayin' you're lying or that you can't be trusted but I've gotten screwed over by people who offer to help way too many times to just welcome 'em with open arms.

[Dean takes a reflective drink of his beer and clears his throat afterward.]

But I was nice enough to make you dinner. So, that has to count for somethin'. Burgers are on the counter, princess, so are the fixings.

[astralling]

[For a second she just has to stand there and fully comprehend the nerve of this man.]

Wow. Accusing me of being a manipulative man-eater then offering me a burger. [Shaking her head.] And they say chivalry is dead.

[She walks over and picks up one of aforementioned burgers and inspects it but doesn't dig in just yet.]

You know, there are better ways to do the whole "I have forty acres and a shovel" talk.

[mulletrock]

Trust me, that's not the talk I'm givin. You want that talk you can talk to our dad.

What I'm sayin' is that Sam's been through a lot. Don't jerk him around. He's not really a fling kinda guy. Not as long as I've known him.

[Dean chases that statement with a sip of his beer. Never in a million years did he think he'd be sticking up for Sam's honor. At least not in the dating department. He feels kind of weird now that he has.]

[astralling]

Well.

[Turning around to face him, burger in hand.]

Lucky for him, neither am I.

So I guess if something happens, you're stuck with me.

[mulletrock]

[Dean doesn't say anything in response. He just pulls his beer to his lips and wanders past her to put together a burger of his own. As he's putting on the onions he finally speaks up.]

So when're you gonna enchant us out of our peeper problem?

[astralling]

[She steps away from the stove to give him a decent berth.]

I don't know. Do you feel like apologizing for being so rude to me when I'm just trying to help?

[mulletrock]

[Dean's already got a bite in his mouth when he turns around. He doesn't bother swallowing before replying.] You call it rude I call it covering my bases.

[astralling]

Your- your bases. [Can't even process your rude rn.] If you accuse every woman who goes near him of being a lying witch, I feel sorry for him already.

[mulletrock]

And as far as I know that's exactly what you are, sweetheart.

[You did use your powers to cheat and you do have a super secret book.]

I'm not cock blocking him. Just makin' sure he doesn't wind up with another monster.

[It sounds sarcastic enough but sadly the monster part is true. 8(]

[astralling]

[oh my god you fucking plebian

Prue is so full of can't right now]

Well, that's nice of you.

[An angry bite of her burger.]

Right. Well, as soon as I'm done with this burger, I'll check your bathroom and the rest of this apartment to see what I can find.

[mulletrock]

Thanks, I appreciate it.

[He grins. Nice to know he still had it in him to grate the supernatural girls. Some things never change.]

I'll keep the wine cool while you work your magic.

[He picks up the wine and sticks it in the fridge.]

[astralling]

[Oh and then he has to go and be civil. That's just. SALKDJFGHFK. Fuck. She puts the burger down and pretends not to notice his stupid watch tightening around his wrist until the strap threatens to break.

Of course, as soon as she leaves the room with her bag, it stops.

She'll just be in the bathroom with a weird bundle of incense sticks, looking extremely skeptical about her life choices.]

ooc; I think this is a good place to end it? Y/N? She debugged their apartment and saved the day!

[mulletrock]