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[inthejunk]

[Hey, Portians. Yosuke is done hiding behind the voice function, seeing that his face isn't uglied up that badly these days. In fact, if you ignore the big cast on one arm, he looks pretty much like the usual old Yosuke. Albeit, he hasn't touched up the roots of his hair (oh look, he's a brunette after all) which is definitely weird for him, he looks cheerful enough.]

[You've missed these up the nose shots while he finds the camera angle he likes, admit it.]

Hi, everyone.

I wanted to thank the people who helped with the Open Mic night, and everyone who turned up for it too of course. It was a pretty good success! Because some money was made, I have good news to announce.

The Cat's Eye will be open now every Tuesday and Saturday, all day long. Our manager Raul Creed-san isn't available for comment, but I promise you that I'm the executive type of dishwasher, and I'm authorized to make this sort of declaration.

We wanted to kick off this Saturday with a special menu, but since we haven't found a cook yet we might need to take a rain check for that. But I promise I make really great coffee, and our beautiful barmaid Nill-san will keep your glasses full.

Um, about that. Does anyone have some cooking experience? If you don't mind...let's say "growing with a business" it should be a great second job! I promise, the boss isn't a huge jerk.

Anyway, besides that there was one thing. I uh...I guess I need to learn a few things about accounting and that sort of stuff. Since I haven't finished high school, and I don't really want to, is there a way not to bother with university? Aren't there some technical schools around, maybe? That way I don't have to waste time learning.

...Extra things, I mean. Uh.

Thank you for your time! And we appreciate your continued business while we find out feet again.

[He'll just finish this with a bright "Thanks for Shopping at Junes!" smile. Yeah, that should do it.]

Comments

[southernreaper]

[Kevin wonders if it's his accent that's the problem. Some people have trouble with it.]

Okay. Then whenever ya want me there, I'll be there.

[inthejunk]

How's tomorrow, before lunch? That way you'll have a day to get a small menu together if you decide to start on Saturday. Sound good?

[southernreaper]

Sure, I'll be there.

[With FOOD, and possibly a panic attack. But mostly food.]

[inthejunk]

[Don't have a panic attack, dude, Yosuke will start panicking too and then everyone will be panicking whoops.]

Cool. I'll pencil you in. Uh. What's your name, actually?

[southernreaper]

[But... but! PEOPLE JUDGING HIM and being near him! And stuff!]

Oh, sorry. M'name's Kevin Ford.

[You know, one of Mommy-taichou's boys. :D]

[inthejunk]

[Don't worry, Yosuke's a friendly kid. It'll be a breeze. And oh hey. You know how it is to be forcefully babied back to health too huh?]

I'm Hanamura Yosuke. Hi. Let's treat each other well. It only makes sense if we'll be working together, right?

[southernreaper]

[But, Kevin kills with a touch. You know this by looking at him, right? And he totally does. Even if he doesn't want to be.]

Makes sense t'me. Is that last name first, like Miss Unohana?

[inthejunk]

You know Unohana-san?

[Just don't touch anyone and it'll be fine. :| Brb buying a huge box of protective gloves!]

[southernreaper]

Yeah. She was at my cook out 'bout a week or so back. I've known her a while.

[See? HE KNEW YOU WERE JUDGING HIM.]

[inthejunk]

Yeah? She was...um. She was my caregiver, until I came of age.

[Slightly embarrassing, but fact. Also Yosuke judges everyone, just ignore him. He had a mad crush on Death-san when she was here, though, so he's not as freaked out by that as he would have been before he met her.]

[southernreaper]

Oh, I'd heard she took in someone, but didn't know who. She's a right nice lady.

[Kevin wouldn't mind living with her, but he has Dr. Banner and Mimsy.

Also, he has all the food]

[inthejunk]

[Yosuke is all over that, dude. He's been on a liquid diet for like 2 weeks and he was a skinny kid in the first place, he's got some catching up to do! You're so hired.]

Uh, yeah. That was me. I'm definitely grateful.