[Video]

[itsatrep]

I have a special treat for any Le'yazs fans out there.

[Luppi holds up a pink cylindrical object with several protrusions near its black base. Missing a vibrator, Szayel?]

This fun little toy I'm holding belongs to the man who inspired Le'yazs.

[He flips the switch, just in case anyone is still questioning what he's holding in his hand, and it hums to life.]

I'm sure it was used over and over again. But now it's available to the highest bidder.

What will you give me for it?

Comments

[video]

[itsatrep]

I trust that something out there wants me alive.

[video]

[sequincy]

[Why are you so lucky?]

For now.

[video]

[itsatrep]

You want to test it?

[video]

[sequincy]

Someone will eventually.

[video]

[itsatrep]

The next time I come back, I'll make sure you're the first person I say hello to.

[video]

[sequincy]

Always so eager to leave again...

[video]

[itsatrep]

I wonder what would happen if there wasn't a tiny Shinigami captain around to save you?

[video]

[sequincy]

Ktch. I never needed a Shinigami's interference.

[video]

[itsatrep]

[just a look of "oh really?"]

[video]

[sequincy]

[counters with a cocky glasses push.

Bring it, gurl. Anytime.]

[video]

[itsatrep]

[Anytime will apparently have to not include Mondays and Wednesdays from 5-6:30.]

We'll see.

[video]

[sequincy]

[oh right, he saw that - ]

Only after you've done your homework, of course. I would hate to block your education.

[video]

[itsatrep]

I can think of a few places you can shove my homework.

[video]

[sequincy]

[Uryuu clucks his tongue] I hope that isn't the attitude you'll show your teacher. You don't want to end up held back.

[video]

[itsatrep]

I'll work on some extra credit.

[video]

[sequincy]

...Really, I'm beginning to think if Nelliel-san would just get you "fixed" she wouldn't have problems with you anymore...

[video]

[itsatrep]

[You're getting on his nerves now.]

She'd better find someone to sew everything up at the same time.

[video]

[sequincy]

[that's a good sound to hear in Luppi's voice. Something different than the usual, lyrical insults and mockery. Uryuu prefers it.]

Just something to think about. You shouldn't get so worked up over a suggestion.

[video]

[itsatrep]

[Now this one is the "sore loser" hang-up.]

[video]

[sequincy]

[victory~]