sirenspull | ♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱

[ Good afternoon, everyone. Please, enjoy your view of one Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, standing in the kitchen of the Stoker Manor, her blazer off, white sleeved shirt covered by the... pink apron she's wearing.

What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.

Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.

In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]

For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]

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[He is just going to be amused, you are kind of adorable when you are angry about small things]

I'm well aware. Come on, doing that much damage over spaghetti? You got to see the humour in that.

At the moment, I see no humour.

You know, a kitchen isn't a battlefield, you can't approach it the same way.

...

[ She... actually tilts her head. ]

Why not?

In a battlefield you destroy, in a kitchen you create. Two entirely different things. You can't conquer the kitchen, you build in it.

...But I'm better at destroying things. Specifically, undead things.

[ She frowns. ]

[He shrugs]

Then I guess you have something you can work on... probably better with supervision, maybe a couple of firefighters.

[Teasing]

...Perhaps.

[ Unfortunately, she's CONTEMPLATING THIS. ]

Wouldn't want to burn down your fancy pad and all that.

...It would displease Walter, yes.

[ She'd never hear the end of it. ]

Awwww, you do care. Thats cute. I'm sure most people in your household would appreciate you not torching the place trying to fry chicken. Though, it is finger licking good.

It isn't cute. It's being sensible.

Why one or the other? Accept that you can be cute, and sensible.

Because I'm never cute.