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I think i can safely say these past four days have nicely kicked off the worst week of my entire life.
And would you look at that?
Absolutely no end in sight!
Like the universe has turned into some huge cosmic asshole who wanted to have a good chuckle as my suffering and misery at the hands of an even bigger asshole.
The worst part being how i dont actually HAVE HANDS OF MY OWN ANYMORE!!!
Whoever or whatever started this whole friggin body switching fiasco better fix everything soon.
Im sick and tired of seeing striders stupid computer clone go hog wild on my body while i cant even raise a finger to stop him!

I think i can safely say these past four days have nicely kicked off the worst week of my entire life.
And would you look at that?
Absolutely no end in sight!
Like the universe has turned into some huge cosmic asshole who wanted to have a good chuckle as my suffering and misery at the hands of an even bigger asshole.
The worst part being how i dont actually HAVE HANDS OF MY OWN ANYMORE!!!
Whoever or whatever started this whole friggin body switching fiasco better fix everything soon.
Im sick and tired of seeing striders stupid computer clone go hog wild on my body while i cant even raise a finger to stop him!

((OOC. Just let me know if you'd rather me drop Jake's text))

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The fact that the asshole i swapped with doesnt have a frigging body to begin with!

what? how does he not have a body? how would you be typing if he didn't? that doesn't make any sense!

Well i--
You know i havent got a clue!
I just sort of think out what i want to say and it types out for me.
Its all 1s and 0s as far as the eye can see and somehow ive been able to puzzle it out so far.
I couldnt even being to tell you how it all works though.

1s and 0s?? i don't think i really get it either but that sounds horrible! are you alright? i mean, are you going to be?

Not until im back in my proper body i wont be!

do you know how you changed?

No clue whatsoever.
I just *woke up* one morning stuck like this and havent been able to make heads or tails of how it even happened.

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