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[integrity]

[There is an odd spectacle sitting in a park.

It appears to be Ahiru, sitting on bench. She seems to be frowning critically at her NV, though as she adjusts it, it becomes very apparent that something is very wrong.

For starters, there is a quarter empty bottle of scotch sitting next to her.

For another, there is a pistol in her lap.

And last, but not least, when she speaks, it's in a rather harsh (somewhat drunk) attitude.

Oh, let's not forget that it's with a British accent.

That's important.]

For the information of all those that I care about, I am currently trapped within the body of a little girl, because God has decided to play a lovely little trick on me. Until the moment that I am put within my host again, I have a series of requests. And as the resident ruler of the realm, you should give listening a shot, idiots.

[And Ahiru curls her fingers around the neck of the bottle.]

One, my dog needs to come here. Two, no one touches my things without the express permission of yours truly, else I will handle you personally. And third, Castiel needs to come bring me home, now, because if one more homeless man attempts to abduct me, I am going to rack up a body count that will rival World War II.

[There is a quiet pause, as she glances down at his pistol, before -- ]

And can someone fetch me a decent gun? This one appears to be made in China and we all know what good those mass-manufactured pieces of shit are.

[And the feed ends.]

Comments

[integrity]

[B-but, that was his. 8( But he seems distracted for a moment.]

Where is she with my body?

[ofthursday]

At home, last I saw her. We will likely need you both in one place to reverse this.

[integrity]

[Okay. For half a second, Crowley seems to snap into sobriety. Mainly because he's realized something very important.]

The entire house needs to be warded with sigils to prevent her from leaving my host and to block her teleportation. Handcuff her so she's voided -- you're going to have to go into the shop to buy some because I'm too young.

[Somewhat irritably.]

This body is weak and useless compared to the kind of power that I have. She'll destroy half the city if she can't control it.

[ofthursday]

[...Okay Crowley has a point. The most powerful demon in their world's power given to someone who's never had to handle anything like it before? It was a recipe for disaster, and if Ahiru smokes out on accident, who knows what kind of havoc would be caused. What if she possesses someone else on accident?

But there's all sorts of parts of this plan he objects to.]

I'm not going to void her. I can draw a devil's trap.

[Much easier and though not quite as reliable, it's at least a method he's familiar and comfortable with.]

[integrity]

Ineffective. What are you going to do, walk her into it? And past that, she can just break it. Don't be stupid.

[And he gets to his feet with a slight sway, sliding the pistol into a pocket of Ahiru's coat with a slight scowl.]

Come on. We're going. Now, before she does something stupid and my body is put into a Voided lock-up because of her incompetence.

[ofthursday]

Yes. She doesn't know what it is. And she likely won't be able to figure out how to break it, either.

[Castiel frowns, still holding the bottle of alcohol, watching the other.]

Fine.

[They'll figure this out all three of them together, and he reaches to touch Crowley on the shoulder to fly them both back to the mansion.]