003: Video

[hulkbusted]

[It's after the night siren and Bruce is looking frazzled, irritated, and... like he forgot that he'd been getting ready to sleep, since he's wearing boxers and glasses and apparently nothing else. As he settles his NV, a pair of mice skitter across the desk he's set it on. There are little movements in the background and Bruce has to stop and hop around, cursing under his breath as something apparently runs over his foot.]

Okay, look, the Darkness thing I'm up on, but is it common for random objects like, say, my pillow to turn into mice?

[ooc: Loki'd]

Comments

[hulkbusted]

I can teach you some techniques to help with that.

The scorpions thing - Loki dropped in on me at a coffee shop and turned my teaspoon into a scorpion.

[doctor_mccoy]

I'm told it's part of my charm.

I think maybe he likes you.

[hulkbusted]

That you're always stressed? I guess if it works for you, but if it ever gets to be too much, the offer stands.

I think he just wants to see things destroyed. That would be just like the one where I'm from.

[doctor_mccoy]

Yeah? I'll keep that in mind.

Well, I guess everyone needs a hobby.

[hulkbusted]

He doesn't need a hobby, he needs a spanking.

[doctor_mccoy]

And a muzzle.

[hulkbusted]

You aren't the first person to propose that. We made it work back home. Now that was a satisfying sight.