video ]

[blondejokes]

[ Let's pretend this was back-dated to like noon ok. The NV is positioned on a shelf, displaying a rather curious-looking interior. Ino's standing with a hand on her hip, donned in her usual purple attire complete with her insanely long ponytail, a smile on her face. ]

Can you believe that somebody just let this place rot? The flowers were brown and wilted when I got here and I'm pretty sure I smelled some rats in the back room. It was gross. [ Her nose winkles slightly. ] And of course the wallpaper will be changed soon, too.

But it's amazing what a girl can get done over the span of two days! Thankfully there were already a lot of seeds in the backroom to plant, and most of the flowers only needed a little help to get back to their prime. So guess what that means? [ Her shoulders shift back and forth and her grin grows. ]

That's right! Yamanaka Flower Shop - formerly known as Siren's Flowers, but this has a nicer ring to it - is now open for business! You can't miss it, really, it's right on the corner of sectors 4, 7, and 2. Orders can be given to me in person or over the NV. Here's the list of prices. [ She holds up this for a few seconds. ]

We have everything from azaleas to primroses, and in a few weeks we'll even have some of the more unique flowers from the greenhouse, like blue roses and chocolate cosmos.

Oh, and if anybody's looking for a job, talk to me. I'm sure I can find something for you to do. A woman's work is never done, as they say.

[ She leans forward to turn off the feed, feeling rather smug and self-satisfied. ]

Comments

[video]

[deformed]

Like a tigerdillo?

[ Who's ever heard of just a tiger? Pft. ]

And would it be possible to buy just one?

[video]

[blondejokes]

A... what? [ LMAO ]

Yep! It'll be $1.25. [ first sale fuck yeah ]

[video]

[deformed]

[ Or fuck-not-quite-yet. ]

Never mind the animal. I don't have any money yet, but I'll be over whenever I do.

[video]

[blondejokes]

Perfect, I'll make sure to keep one on hold for you! Can I get your name please?

[video]

[deformed]

That's really kind of you. My name's Zuko.

Re: [video]

[blondejokes]

Alright, come in when you're ready, Zuko! I'll have it ready for you.

[video]

[deformed]

Thanks, Miss ... Yamanaka?

[ Assuming she's named the shop after herself. ]

[video]

[blondejokes]

You can just call me Ino.

[ IT'S A FAMILY SHOP OK ]

[video]

[deformed]

You really cleaned that shop up all on your own? It looks big enough to be tiring.

[video]

[blondejokes]

[ It's nothing after helping to clean up an entire village. ]

It isn't really that big. Dust and a few dead bugs was probably the worst of it. The hard part will be the wallpaper.

[video]

[deformed]

[ Try cleaning up your honour, job's never done. ]

It'll look interesting when you've got all those other weird plants in. Blue roses and whatever chocolate cosmos look like.

[video]

[blondejokes]

You can see them at the greenhouse here. I was surprised to see a lot of the flowers there.

[video]

[deformed]

Wouldn't that be annoying for you?

[video]

[blondejokes]

Huh? What do you mean?

[video]

[deformed]

If I just turned up to see your greenhouse?

[video]

[blondejokes]

Oh! It isn't my greenhouse, it's the city's.

[video]

[deformed]

I guess I'll take a look eventually.

[video]

[blondejokes]

You won't regret it. The employees there are great.

[video]

[deformed]

[ He's staved off asking this long enough, but. It's really hard, the longer he bites it back. ]

Can I ask you something kind of personal?

[video]

[blondejokes]

Sure, what is it?

[video]

[deformed]

Is that your real hair?

[video]

[blondejokes]

[ FF ]

Of course it is.

[video]

[deformed]

Oh. Sorry. No one has that shade back home.

[video]

[blondejokes]

Nobody has blonde hair?

[video]

[deformed]

No one. It ranges from black to chestnut, kind of a light brown? Never the same hue as sunshine.