[Video]

[asano_san]

[The video jumps and jitters as its subject runs down the sidewalk.]

I-I was walking to-

[A quick shake of his head. That's not the most important part!]

There was a scream!

N-no! A roar!

[He still seems at a loss, searching for words to describe the horrors he's seen.

In the end, there's only one thing the Port needs to know. He's starting to get out of breath, but he musters up a final shout.]

GIANT RED MONSTER!

((Given his heightened spiritual awareness, Keigo sees Grellzilla for the rampaging beast he is. Others may wonder what he is smoking that he's turning unfortunate weather conditions into monsters.))

Comments

[blondejokes]

Who?

[asano_san]

My friend Kurosaki Ichigo. He's here now, too, but when we were still back home, it was his fault I was able to see spirits!

[blondejokes]

Wait. So you're warning everybody about the ghost of a giant red monster?

[asano_san]

No! It's not a ghost! [He doesn't think. He actually hadn't thought of that.] But the power that lets me see things that are dead is letting me see the monster as a monster and not a storm!

[blondejokes]

So you just confirmed that it's dead.

[asano_san]

That's not what I'm-!

Does it matter if the monster attacking the city is dead or not? It's still attacking!

[blondejokes]

There's a big difference between a live monster and the spirit of a monster that nobody but you can see.

[asano_san]

I'm not the only one! Hitsugaya can see it too!

[blondejokes]

That's not really helping your case. Two people versus the island's population.

[asano_san]

Fine! Don't listen to me, then! But don't come crying to me when the monster steps on you!

[blondejokes]

The ghost of the monster, you mean?

[asano_san]

You'll be squashed just the same!

[blondejokes]

I'll be fine.

[asano_san]

Well, don't come crying to me if you're not!

[blondejokes]

I won't.