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[wingedcrown]

it's been almost two months since I showed up. not a lot of time, I know, but I'm finally feeling caged in around here for some reason. maybe it's the heat or something but I feel like I need to go somewhere...but I don't know where that is. and it's not like I can snap my fingers and go on a vacation in the bahamas or anything, either.

wonder if anyone has that kind of power. that'd be cool.

[Oops, off topic.]

sorry, not the point. I was wondering if anyone'd like to go out for drinks or dancing or something. I'm way too antsy in this apartment these days, even with a job.


[Ten minutes later, the message is edited.]

does anyone know how to take care of a cat? a big cat. very big.

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[wingedcrown]

and you've been holding out on us? for shame.

[uberboned]

Hold your applause, lady. If it's got four walls, I can put the Bahamas in it. Or at least a passable imitation of it. I can't actually get anyone off the island.

[wingedcrown]

and it's not fake?

[uberboned]

It's a really, really good fake.