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[hellsadogfight]

[The feed clicks on and a scraggly looking kid is all just about glaring at the screen. He's still in the bloody clothes he arrived in. He looks pretty broken, but alive. Very much alive.] Fuck this place, and fuck being stuck here. Look, I don't know how things are done 'round where y'all are from, but in Louisiana, shit happens when you up and fuckin' kidnap someone.

Second chance, my ass. Let me fuckin' die in peace. If I wanted to live, I could'a taken that vampire blood. [Tommy scowls before he shoves his fist into the near by wall.] This whole god damn situation...

[His jaw clenches and he looks away for a moment. A sigh. There's half a chance Sam's here, but he wouldn't be that lucky.] Any chance anyone is from Bon Temps? Sam Merlotte, if this was you, I swear to God...

[Not that he's any calmer, he's still seething, but at least he's... attempting civility.] Right, well I'm Tommy Mickens, if any'a ya care.

Comments

[blondejokes]

What are you talking about?

[hellsadogfight]

Your age, sweetcheeks.

[blondejokes]

What about it? I'm an adult. [ sheesh first that beat and now this guy. Chuunin = adult gdi ]

[hellsadogfight]

Ugh, not in my country.

[blondejokes]

We're not in your country, are we? We're in this...Canada place.

[hellsadogfight]

Pretty sure their laws are the same. It's fuckin' Canada.

[blondejokes]

What's your point? Unless the countries are the same, their laws will be different. [ duh ]

[hellsadogfight]

Laws are like the same everywhere. Unless you're in like a third world country.

[blondejokes]

What are first and second world countries? On different planets?

[hellsadogfight]

No. They're like poorer countries. In Africa or some shit.

[blondejokes]

Africa? I've never heard of these places.

[hellsadogfight]

Shit. Even I've heard of Africa.

[blondejokes]

What's your point?

[hellsadogfight]

That you're pretty dumb.

[blondejokes]

Excuse you, I am not dumb.

[hellsadogfight]

You don't even know what Africa is, perky tits.

[blondejokes]

Stop calling me that!

[hellsadogfight]

It kind of fits.

[blondejokes]

So? I have a name for a reason.

[hellsadogfight]

I like Perky Tits better.

[blondejokes]

It's not a name!

[hellsadogfight]

It is now.

[blondejokes]

It better not be.

[hellsadogfight]

Or what, sweetcheeks?

[blondejokes]

Or you'll be getting a very nice view of my perky feet.